british hermits, most to least normcore, by my own whims (normcore here associated with arranging and participating in social events, often with the lads, and or fitting in at an office dayjob):
grian. he's the most normcore british hermit. they're all strange, but he's the one most likely to be assimilate into the real world. can be imagined going to nandos with the lads (Jimmy, Joel etc.)
falsesymmetry. ok getting weirder. false is a little deranged but she gets things done. you can look at her and assume she's normal and being weird is a hobby for her
stress. stress IS deranged but she does run a fitness channel which decreases her weird points. she's also responsible and prioritizes her children over her minecraft, so I'd trust her with real world responsibilities
rendog. there is something wrong with him (affectionate), but i think he'd get enrichment from being introduced to the lads at spoons
xisuma. he has tried so hard to be normcore that he's fallen out of the other end. this vibe is almost overwhelming in an xisuma stream when you're listening to cleo sigh and go 'oh x'. would perplex the lads at spoons and refuse to eat at nandos
cleo. try and introduce cleo to the lads and they'll dissolve. loner energy. perfectly suited to being online. hermit most likely to understand joe hills. with enough prep will approach the lads like a cat sniffing through the door (and then get involved in a series of death games)
mumbo jumbo. it's quite simple really. redstone whizz who cycled the whole way across europe for fun. mumbo is a special flavour but it's not normcore (idk what it is tho)
zedaph. least normcore. why is he like that? it's wonderful, but why? he perplexes even the gamecode. phenomenal work
The homies are bonding
This Is an old comic! was posed originally on January 20th 2022. still very fun!
As always a transcript below.
*BONK*
/distant/ Zedaph: Guys? help? Impulse: Why is this just a thing that they do? Ren: bonding probably,,,
Tango: I just want to know how they always manage to get stuck... /distant/ Impulse: I'll get it this time.
The crossing back over was such a wonderful mess. Cub lost connection twice, joe didn't even have an elytra, bdubs tried to flank em and got killed by Oli instantly. Hilarious. Grumbot wants to blow up the server. They blew up emperor grumbot. The hermits get ready to attack them but once they come through they all immediately chill out. Oli tried to blow up grians end crystal. None of them can leave because Grian didn't build a stairway lot of his basement. Oli shouting 'I killed god' after killing Bdubs. False's evil lab is leaking energy????? What a day.
Welcome to my next au, boatem in the apocalypse!
Summary: Five high schoolers try to survive the zombie apocalypse. What could go wrong?
And here's a snippet of what's to come!
The gun was lowered, and Scar glanced over at Grian with a questioning stare. Dark eyes met his green ones, and the avian almost imperceptibly shook his head. He had no idea what was going on then, either.
The man pulled off his gasmask, eyes wide. “You're Grian and Scar! From Hermitcraft High School?”
Scar's jaw dropped. “Impulse! No way- is that really you?”
“Dude!” Grian's face lit up. “We thought we were the only ones who survived!” He took a step forward, eyes pleading. “Have you seen my sister? Pearl? Long brown hair, moth wings, probably looking for me as well?”
Impulse shook his head. “Nope, sorry man. I've been keeping an eye out for anyone but... that explosion was pretty big.” His voice choked up. “...I had to dig Joel and Lizzie out of the rubble.”
Grian and Scar bowed their heads, silent in grief. They hadn't really known the two, but still... losing people you knew still hurt, even in the apocalypse.
For the prompts;
ZIT or team B.E.S.T. ? :D
Ah, yes, ZIT. Zedaph, Jungle Gym, and Tango.
if tango is a blazeling and fire turns blue on soul soul does that mean he takes dust baths in soul soil for when he wants the icy look? like a chinchilla
Styled and everything!
nothing highlights how weird xisumas base is more than him starting his monologue about being homesick with "i miss the Skull"
The goofball geniuses at work!
Beloveds <33 Colored twitter doodle requests!
(Pearl design by @paddysol :D)
Boatem sleepover doodle
Hi there, I'm new! Pearl main and just general hermit craft follower. Nice to meetcha!
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