Cubfan: Hey, Joe! You Wouldn't Happen To Know Anything About All Those Enderpearls I Keep Finding?

now knowing that all of hermitcraft is technically whitelisted, there is nothing i want more than zedaph spontaneously appearing on empires just so he can still spy on the hermits

Just loved they really thought it was a renamed cow at first ahahaa

Pearl is confused.

This is not a new thing: the hermits get up to bewildering shenanigans all the time, and with more people? It was only a recipe for disaster.

The new world was confusing too! With all the animals walking on two legs, the dodos and the goblins and all the other things in the new world, one was bound to get confused.

But Pearl knows how to go with the flow when weird things start happening, and she knows how to bounce off the confusion to create more chaos. She accepts the facts that there are rideable hogs and a llama barkeep and a toy sheriff with relative ease, and when hermitopia starts up she simply adds to the chaos.

This is a different kind of confused though. This one started off as a nagging worry that's only grown worse, and she can no longer ignore what's going on no matter how much she wants to. The problem is she can't figure out what's going on.

The God at stratos acted as if she belonged in the pantheon of the gods, the hero of the sanctuary greeted her by name with such reverence, and the bard called her a goddess and talked as if she had personally wronged him. She went through the weird rift in her cleaner lady getup and she came out wearing a dress, there was a statue of her and there were several murals.

But those things weren't the problem. The problem was that it felt right. She felt as if she belonged up in stratos, among the gods and the clouds. She felt right when she walked past the statues and the murals, and when she sat in the grass or walked in the stalks of wheat she felt stronger. And she met with Sausage and she felt far too much. She felt joy and sadness and hope and so much grief and laughter and she felt at home and she felt lost and she was so, so confused but he was a new person, a new face to meet and Keralis spoke well of him and first impressions matter and so at the time she had just shoved her emotions down to deal with later and greeted him as if she didn't already know him.

It was later now, and still nothing made sense and the wheat was still making her feel right strange and she was really regretting choosing to make the crop farms and she was couldn't figure out and she was so, so very confused.

But she was tired and the farm still had to be made, so she got up from the dirt and went to work.

Will you bless us please with more headcanons?

(It can be about anything!)

You’ve unlocked me talking about tattoos on the hermits (:

Keep in mind that a lot of my ideas are loose as is, and I’ve yet to fully draw out a lot of my proper designs for these ideas. We just existing on vibes here.

But yes yes hermits with tattoos and markings, some magical, some with special meanings, and most importantly, the stupid ones that came from late nights. [Feel free to use the ideas if you like em! just credit me please!!]

Let’s start with Ren's because he’s got the most thought put in to his tattoos,

He has the two main tattoos he had done around s8, a band around his upper arm, then the piece on his lower side that goes down to half his thigh, both of them being clusters of Dogwood flowers!

He got the pieces done as a way to give himself back control with how his body gets changed. Having all the events of 3rd life happen to him, only to then come back to hermitcraft s7 and deal with all of That and then right away be shipped off to s8, doesn’t give a guy a lot of time to cope healthily.

Ren also has a very faded tattoo in his ear, it’s very hard to see if you aren’t actually looking for it. He completely hates that it’s there. Makes him feel like a marked dog, it’s why it’s there after all.

[this one was inspiresd from this post!] Tango! Bit of a more useful tattoo for him, matching script of "WaterProtection" written down both his arms, it helps him as a nether runt be able to actually touch water to a safer degree. A lot of enderians tend to get the same tattoo and sigils. [this one I need to clean up the design for]

in a similar vein, Etho also has a winding tattoo of galactic on their arm, it is enchanted, but they haven't really told anyone what it does. The wording and the structure of the galactic script used is also very old, so not many others have been able to properly translate it anyway,,, They also have a beautiful back piece done of what looks like an artic fox with multiple tails, surrounded by different floral arrangements, leaves, or ice crystals. They honestly enjoy changing the tattoo depending on the season, they will also change the tattoo to mess with Bdubs' head, just a lil.

This ones not really a tattoo? but it keeps Impulses mind at ease to just say it Is a tattoo that he cant really remember getting, cause that happens to a person right? it isn't super visible most of the time anyway, its lately gotten all cool and golden so that's a plus! Really they are the markings from a withers curse, rather rare for those boss curse's to still happen, yet here Impulse is. he doesn't really know he has the curse, and that is to be said about his knowledge of Any of the curses or blessings he somehow has,,,

He also got roped into a matching tattoo with Skizz when they were both out,,, "drinking Sodas". it was done around his hip, not really the best quality, but it was built off memory's

Gem and pearl have also been trying to get him to be apart of their matching tattoo as well.

and I'm pretty sure those were all the ones I've drawn before, so now its just test!

As said, Pearl and Gem have matching tattoos! they are both clusters of Sunflowers and Moon daisy's. both the tattoos are done in different designs to match both the girls styles. Gems is along her hip to lowerback, and Pearl has his around her thigh mainly.

Pearl also has a good few little jammer type tattoos on her legs. its manly those doodle type cats, there's one in a clown hat with a balloon, he's named it stru. there's also a bee in a cowboy hat. She's just a fun little colouring page with all her tattoos! a fact proven during all the boatem sleepovers, when Scar and Grian just started to (With permission, mostly,,, maybe not at first) colour all his little tattoos in.

Cub is fairly simple, he's just got a piece done on his shoulder/ upper arm. its a wonderful geometric pattern that surrounds a map of planets and stars. Him and Scar have worked together to enchant it a little so the stars actually glow a little! there is a scar forming through some of it due to the skulk corruption though, he's trying to ignore it for now,,, and its not really a tattoo, Cub does have faint markings of webbed wings on his back. they will glow a bit if he's messing around with magics, and disappear whenever he's actuality using the Vex's wings

Scar, much like Pearl, also has a shoty little tattoo of a cat. it has a little hat on it as well.

Scar does have a fair amount of tattoos though! most of them are done in special inks, so they are largely invisible to most players unless he's been using magic. most of the tattoos are a lot like Tangos and Ethos ones, there they are meant to be enchantments that'll help him out however he needs, but most of the enchantments either failed, or simply did not work how he wanted them to. Cub helped Scar with one of them, and like the true friend Cub is, he may, or may not, have put said tattoo on that one spot on Scars lower back,,,

Grian, similar to Cub, has markings that mimic his wings whenever he is not using them, as rare as it is. And then there are all those invisible markings along their skin that are rarely seen, many of them looking like,,, broken eyes,,, to have the closed description.

Doc has a back piece that he's been just been slowly adding to. it started out on their left shoulder ands spread along their back and upper arm. its a really unique piece of work, having random bits of circuitry, gears and bits, flowers, and just random bits of memory's all woven together into a map along his skin. They are proud of how it had been built really.

They also may have almost He did punched the tattoo artist when the poor soul started going over the scar tissue by their prosthetics. He was very sorry and wouldn't stop apologizing for the rest of the session.

EvilX has a tattoo. its like that one that Ren has. They absolutely hate it and its covered in old scars at this point. Just a simple [0258] marked on him, the ever praised clone that finally lived past the first five days! the first mostly successful clone of the *******Commands army's lab! Xisuma hates what it means, he's been trying to find a way to ask if Ex ever wants to get a coverup on it, neither of the two really want to talk about it though.

Bit of a quick round here, I'd like to say that Xisuma himself has some kind of dragon tattoo. Hypno probably has something, has the vibes, but i've got no ideas. Wels has an old sword, around it is the script to an old poem that no one else can really read. Cleo has random bits of old skin that do have tattoos on them! some of them are cut off, but they have no intentions of making the designs complete.

and now for my favorite headcanon! the smiley face tattoos.

it started as a bet between False and Stress during s5, they both said they could get a random hermit to get a silly pricing with little convincing or knowledge of what was happening, faster then the other. That is what caused both Zedaph and Iskall to own their own bellybutton pricings, complete with a little butterfly charm! the knowable of who actually won the bet is unclear, what Is clear however is how Zed and Iskall choose to seek revenge by having False get a smiley face tattooed on her ass. She agreed on the terms that the both of them also have to get one as well.

and that is what started a game between the hermits to get everyone else to get a silly little smiley face tattooed somewhere around their ass. [its not always actualy right on the ass, sometimes its just below the belt kinda thing. like hip area. some of them 100% got it right on the cheeks though.]

so far Xiuma, keralis and Pearl have gotten one because of False. Iskall got Mumbo to agree to one, and almost had Cub agree too, They also bet that Beef wouldn't. Beef in fact Did get a smiley face tattooed on his ass, and Etho has yet to stop laughing at him for it. Zeds managed to get Ren, Tango, and Bdubs to agree to getting one, he's almost convinced Impulse to get one as well, just needs a few more "sodas" for that to actually happen. They also asked EvilX if he would want to get one tattooed, and Ex may or may not have one too, it also may or may not be their most favorite tattoo.

I wanted to draw dungeon master Tango and Sheriff Jimmy. Team Rancher can have little a dramatic anime moment.

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This team had such wholesome vibes 10/10 would watch again

The homies are bonding

This Is an old comic! was posed originally on January 20th 2022. still very fun!

As always a transcript below.

*BONK*

/distant/ Zedaph: Guys? help? Impulse: Why is this just a thing that they do? Ren: bonding probably,,,

Tango: I just want to know how they always manage to get stuck... /distant/ Impulse: I'll get it this time.

scarlet witch and the forbidden fruit

welsknight has canonically eaten at least one diamond shovel which i think is near the top of the list of weird things hermits have eaten

He... what... pffffffffffffffffffffffft yep that's certainly up there.

if tango is a blazeling and fire turns blue on soul soul does that mean he takes dust baths in soul soil for when he wants the icy look? like a chinchilla

Styled and everything!