The Lacho AU We Wanted Part 3: Lalo: “Dr.Varga! What A Surprise! You Know I Would Have Cooked Something

EXACTLY WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING THIS ENTIRE FUCKINH TIME Y’ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLUS HES NOT DIEGO, DIEGO IS JUST DIEGO GET THE FUCK OVER IT! MICHAEL MANDO AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOU SWEETIE BUT STOP FUCKING WITH US. ITS. NOT. FUNNY. AND THAT INCLUDES YOU TOO UBISOFT. STOP FUCKING WITH US AND DICK SLAPPING OUR MINDS TO THINK HES COMING BACK. CUZ HES NOT. HE WALKED HIS FINE ASS OUT THE DOOR, JUMPED IN A GRAVE, AND WE THREW A BUNCH OF MEMORIAL STUFF IN THERE FOR HIM AND BURIED HIM. So with that being said........

PLEASE! WILL YOU KINDLY FUCK OFF WITH ALL THAT BULLSHIT AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD DAY! 🖕

Let me just get overly dramatic like a bitter ex for shits and giggles...

Will ppl STOP telling me oooooooh Vaas is probably maybe likely rumored to possibly maybe who knows show up in Far Cry 6?

Shut up! Vaas is NEVER EVER coming back. We had our fun, and our time together was perfect in every way, how he made me laugh, how he made me roll my eyes, how he made me question my every decision.

Hes gone okay! He walked straight out that door without even a single glance and hes NEVER COMING BACK.

So stop! It's over! It's done! Hes gone! Hes fucking gone, I can't, fucking, fuck off already okay, hes fucking gone! We buried him and hes dead and hes gone and we just need to...ugh, move on, okay. Just...move on...

(End scene)

OMG 😆 that man is about the same age as my mom and this is hilarious to hear

the fact that tony dalton put lil nas X in his lalo playlist

Y’all BEHOLD Lalo as the Joker 🃏 part 2 of the Lacho AU that we all wanted: like I said basically another Harley Quinn and Joker relationship dynamic

Lmao 🤣

bcs + community

Some more edits of Nacho Varga x Harley Quinn

Grey: Lalo

Blue: Nacho

#Cutie 🥺

No words needed.

Love the details n’ shit 👌

little comic with vaas montenegro and oc(miriam graham)

Dude you just now noticed when I knew it the WHOLE time especially when he escaped the hit men by crawling in the last episode

Just realized that they modeled Lalo after el chapo... these writers are brilliant

Lalo was interested in Pyrotechnics 🧨

No Questions.

Does anyone have any thoughts regarding what Lalo would have studied/enjoyed studying in school? I can’t stop thinking about the idea that he might have been interested in something impractical like philosophy, as opposed to Domingo who studied something very relevant (business). 

This may or may not be relevant to my fic lol