Nachos? Beef stroganoff? Uhhhhhhh... just, like, a pile of beef?
i have so much fucking hamburger in my freezer and literally no idea what to do with it. i made stuffed peppers the other day and even that only took up ¼ of the hamburger. why the fuck did i buy so much hamburger. did i go through a phase where i thought hamburger was the only meat i could cook. what’s wrong with me. someone help.
Thanks so much! You’re even freaking cooler!
imaginesofthefandoms you’re so freaking cool!!!!
Can I have a Zach Mitchell imagine when he takes me somewhere romantic for my birthday please? Announcements: I hope this is what you wanted! I hope you enjoy and Happy Birthday!!! :-) Warnings: None
Today is going to be a great day. It was your birthday and nothing could bring you down, especially since your boyfriend, Zach, was coming over and said he had the entire day mapped out. You didn’t know what he had planned, but you were happy just because you would get to spend the day with him. The two of you met at the theme park, Jurassic World, on the unfortunate day Mother Earth decided to show the world, once again, who was boss. He had given you his phone number and, miraculously, the two of you lived relatively close. You were suddenly pulled out of your memories by a knock on the front door. You looked at yourself in the mirror one last time, straightened out your clothes, and headed out of your room. Smiling, you bounced over and opened the door to see Zach standing on the front porch. He looked up at you as soon as the door opened and out came his thousand watt smile.
“Hey, Y/N,” he said, pulling out a small bouquet of flowers behind his back, “Happy Birthday!”
Stepping out and closing the door behind you, you took the flowers and looked at Zach, a smile on your lips, “Thanks, Zach, this really means a lot to me.”
You pulled him into a tight hug, careful not to crush the flowers, “Of course! And this isn’t even the best part,” he pulled back and led you toward his car. “I have the whole day planned. Lunch - there’s that new restaurant you wanted to check out - then I thought we could do a movie, maybe some shopping, anything you want to do, we could do. It’s your special day.”
So, that’s exactly what the two of you did. Lunch was amazing, Zach apparently told the staff it was your birthday and soon they came out and sang, all while he smiled and took numerous photos.
“That’s my Y/N,” he had said, “They might be another year older but they don’t look a day over 80!”
You playfully looked offended and tossed a breadstick at his face, “You total dork.”
The movie was great as well, snuggling into your boyfriends arms, the two of you completely entranced and at peace. The shopping was nice as well, you even took some photo booth pictures, making faces at the camera while laughing and trying to outdo eachtother. You couldn’t ask for a better day.
Currently the two of you were leaning against each other, taking a nice stroll through the park, watching the sun slowly sink behind the earth. Your hands were intertwined and nothing in the world could pull you out of your calm trance. Well, maybe dinosaurs, but that was for another day. Soon a pond came into sight and gently, Zach led you over the hill and to the waterfront. As soon as it came into view, you almost stopped and gasped.
Near the waterfront, someone, probably Zach, you thought, had set a small blanket on the ground, a picnic basket sitting in the center. You looked over at your boyfriend, who was smiling brightly at you, glad that you liked his handiwork.
“Oh, Zach, it’s wonderful!”
He chuckled before saying, “Like I said, it’s your special day and I would do anything to keep that smile on your face. I, uh, I hope it’s not too cheesy, I mean I know that-”
You quickly cut him off by placing a small kiss on his lips. The two of you stood there, completely quiet, before you stepped away again, “Zach Mitchell, this is the most lovely thing in the world. Today was amazing and of course it’s cheesy, you are, in fact, a major cheese ball. But, you know what? You’re my cheese ball. So are you going to stand there, or are you gonna help me eat my birthday dinner?”
You walked over and sat down on the fuzzy blanket, not noticing he was shaking his head, looking at you with love in his eyes. Soon he regained consciousness and sat down next to you, “So, you do like it?”
You chuckled and looked over at him, “Of course I like it, cheese ball.”
“Am I really that cheesy?”
Leaning over, you kissed him after every word to emphasize your point, “One hundred percent. All. American. Cheesy goodness.”
The two of you laughed and started eating dinner, which, you must say, wasn’t half bad. There was much talk about the simple things of life as you just enjoyed each other’s company. Soon, after you were finished eating, some candles were broken out and, carefully, as to not set yourselves on fire, you lied down next to one another and gazed up at the stars, continuing your conversation, occasionally being interrupted by one of you pointing out a constellation.
Looking over, you saw Zach looking up at the sky while still talking about the morality of dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets when you realized something. You loved him. You smiled and thought about how you never wanted to leave this one moment in time, hoping you could both just stay star gazing for the rest of time. You realized that he really was your cheese ball, and you wouldn’t have it any other way.
Today really was a great day, you thought, smiling to yourself, an absolutely amazing day.
i haven’t seen any noise about this on tumblr yet, but a fire has completely wiped out a small town in california.
they’re calling it the camp fire. over 20,000 residents have been evacuated so far, the last area estimates i heard were over an hour ago at 18,000 acres and its still zero percent contained.
this is the smoke from about 18 miles away from the fire three hours ago. if you know anyone near chico, paradise, oroville or durham california you might want to check they’re okay
i just wanna say that i love my muslim followers so much and i’m sorry there is so much hatred towards you right now and i wish there was more i could do to help you but for now all i can do is offer you my love and support. i hope you are all safe and well ❤️️
Don't worry, this isn't a request! I wanted to tell you that pinky promises and scared are great! You truly are amazing!!! Thanks for feeding our imaginations 💙💙❤️❤️
You're very welcome, you lovely person! Comments like these are what make me love doing this even more. Thank you so much! :-)
I'm the one who asked for an "imagine for 'you're a new employee at Jurassic World and Owen falls in love with you...'" And yes I meant a one-shot :D)
Oh! Ok, sorry, thank you! I'll get right on that!
You gasped in delight as the ink black sky lit up with color and sound. You could feel the thunderous sounds rock inside your chest, almost making your teeth clack against eachother. You smiled and looked over at them, seeing their eyes lit up brighter than the sky. A small smile graced their lips, making you feel even more happy than you already were.
You leaned towards them, trying to be heard over the fireworks, “Are you having fun?”
They looked over at you, “With you? Always.”
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Can I have a Harley Quinn one shot when I first meet her
Hi! Sorry I didn't reply sooner, I have a bad tendency to, how do you say... procrastinate. So again, I'm sorry, and of course! This sounds like a fun one!
Can I have a Zach Mitchell one-shot when I first meet him? Please
Of course :-)