It's So Funny That Luo Binghe Asks For Love Advice And Mobei Is The First To Pipe Up With "beat Him Three

It's so funny that Luo Binghe asks for love advice and Mobei is the first to pipe up with "beat him three times a day"

which definitely got all the other demons in the room thinking: "and how's that working out for you Lord Desperate To Get Fucked By Your Servant"

Only to get shocked when Shang Qinghua advises Junshang to "be pathetic"

Like imagine watching your colleague fail to land a date with his assistant for forever only for the assistant to reveal he's being trying to land a date with your colleague this whole time

They're so stupid

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1 year ago

I have honestly never written fan fiction before and I know it’s hard trying to figure out words but literally I can’t get past 250 words.You writers are amazing


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1 year ago
Wednesday… I Know What You Are…

Wednesday… I know what you are…

Wednesday… I Know What You Are…

It’s true tho…

Wednesday… I Know What You Are…

Thing a real one 😔✊

Wednesday… I Know What You Are…

Basically how it went.


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4 months ago

Most of the other women in fiction when the love interest is a bad man: its okay, i can fix him. Ill change him <3

Inej Ghafa: no one can change this mf. If he loves me, he'll change himself


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9 months ago

one of those tiktok gotham university reporters approaching bernard on the way to one of his bio classes: thoughts on red robin?

bernard, mildly sleep deprived, and knowing full well what tim’s night life is like: smash [proceeds to walk away like nothing happened]


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4 months ago
This Scene Is Actually Hilarious When You Deep The Fact That In The Midst Of A Full Out Attack On Wakanda,

This scene is actually hilarious when you deep the fact that in the midst of a full out attack on Wakanda, Attuma took the time to find Okoye to antagonise her 😂 He really said “Lemme just see what my lil warrior bae is up to 👀” And what’s sending me is Okoye definitely planned his entire funeral in her head in those mere seconds of tense eye contact between them lmaooo

Okoye: *in turmoil trying to save Wakandan civilians*

Attuma: *standing on top of a Wakandan building searching aggressively* *spots her*

Attuma: 😈🫵🏽💥

Okoye: 😐😠😡🤬🔪


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6 months ago
Snoopuru
Snoopuru

snoopuru


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4 months ago

there's no way Professor McGonagall hasn't beat the shi out of Mrs. Norris when she was in her animagus form


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6 months ago

satosugu is my holy grail because how can anyone expect me to read "geto suguru’s body fought back against kenjaku, not because he was alive, but because protecting gojo satoru came easy to him. it was muscle memory” and simply just move on from it


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4 months ago

I want to point out how the final fight in Epic is not in song 38 but song 40.

How after Odysseus became "the monster" he then, was the last boss to fight

And Penelope fights him.

Because she fights for her husband, for the man beyond the trauma, for the man WITH the trauma, for the man she will always love and will wait forever if necessary.

She makes him angry, he gets furious and Penelope is the only character so far who matches that fury and tames it.

And Penelope wins.

She defeats the "monster".

And all it's left... it's just a man. Her man.


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