I Had To Do A Quick Art On This

its christmas eve and look whos on tumblr

all of us

i ended up liking how gendered french is solely because i can say that i want people to use he/him pronouns for me the same way they use it for angels, blood and blunts

homunculous son or unkillable elder god daughter

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth

it should be 100% legal to go in abandoned buildings. like nobody is using it for anything why can't i go in

ah yeah

the brothers ever AGAIN

By the way, this is a postcard