Joan Jett And The Blackhearts Vs. Bon Jovi

Honestly, I might run this after the first tournament ends just for fun

you should put guns n roses against every band they’ve had an argument with

I can’t put them against every band in this tournament

@the-hottest-band-tournament for Warrant!

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🐍 Slash 🐍

That’s the combat stance. You mulch their ankles

The problem with folks arguing on the Internet about whether it's "realistic" to use a scythe as a weapon is that they're almost never actually talking about scythes; they're talking about some sort of fictitious vaguely-scythe-inspired polearm, and there's no point having an argument about that, because obviously a weapon can be used as a weapon. Let's bring real scythes into the picture – I want to see the hypothetical combat stance for one of these:

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Hottest Drummer Tournament Round 2

Terry Chambers

Band(s): XTC // Dragon // TC&I // EXTC // Star Park

Propaganda:

Tommy Lee

Band(s): Mötley Crüe // Methods of Mayhem // Rock Star Supernova

Albums/EPs as drummer:

Terry

3D EP (XTC)

Go 2 (XTC)

Go + (XTC)

White Music (XTC)

This Is Pop? (XTC)

Life Begins At The Hop (XTC)

Making Plans For Nigel (XTC)

Ten Feet Tall (XTC)

Drums and Wires (XTC)

Black Sea (XTC)

Live & More (XTC)

5 Senses (XTC)

English Settlement (XTC)

Body and the Beat (Dragon)

Live One (Dragon)

Great Aspirations (TC&I)

Naked Flames: Live At Swindon Arts Centre (TC&I)

EXTC Live (EXTC)

A School Guide to XTC (Star Park)

Tommy

Too Fast For Love (Mötley Crüe)

Shout At the Devil (Mötley Crüe)

Theatre of Pain (Mötley Crüe)

Girls, Girls, Girls (Mötley Crüe)

Raw Tracks (Mötley Crüe)

Dr. Feelgood (Mötley Crüe)

Raw Tracks 2 (Mötley Crüe)

Quaternary (Mötley Crüe)

Mötley Crüe (Mötley Crüe)

Generation Swine (Mötley Crüe)

Supersonic and Demonic Relics (Mötley Crüe)

New Tattoo (Mötley Crüe)

Saints of Los Angeles (Mötley Crüe)

Cancelled (Mötley Crüe)

Methods of Mayhem (Methods of Mayhem)

A Public Disservice Announcement (Methods of Mayhem)

Never a Dull Moment (solo)

Tommyland: The Ride (solo)

Andro (solo)

Rock Star Supernova (Rock Star Supernova)

Round 5.5 of The Hottest 80s Band Tournament

Bon Jovi 

Defeated opponents: Salt-N-Pepa, Violent Femmes, Queensrÿche, The Cure

Formed in: 1983

Genres: Hard rock, area rock, pop rock

Lineup: Jon Bon Jovi- vocals

 David Bryan- keyboard 

Tico Torres- drums

Alec John Such- bass

Richie Sambora- guitar

Albums from the 80s: 

Bon Jovi (1984)

7800 Fahrenheit (1985)

Slippery When Wet (1986)

New Jersey (1988)

Propaganda: Genre-defying powerhouse of a band. So many classic songs. Every member was some flavor of hot but Richie was married Heather Locklear hot and Jon was hot enough to make you want to take a risk on a Jersey boy. Their stage show was iconic with Jon, Richie and Alec fitted with wires so they could be lifted up and fly out over the crowd mid-performance. (See the video for Livin' on a Prayer to see this in action) They're still performing to this day and Jon is still married to his high school sweetheart which I think is kind of adorable.

Warrant

Defeated opponents: Yes, Spadau Ballet, Sepultura, Metallica

Formed in: 1984

Genres: Hard Rock, Hair Metal 

Lineup: Jani Lane- vocals and acoustic guitar

Joey Allen- guitar

Erik Turner- guitar

Steven Sweet- drums

Jerry Dixon- bass

Albums from the 80s: 

Dirty Rotten Filthy Stinking Rich (1989)

Propaganda: The Cherry Pie music video. That’s it, that’s my answer

Hey its me its fucking pukicho

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