malleus and idia my little social reject bf meow meows
Hey, Idia is my social reject bf 🤨🤨🤨
WHAT!? WHAT HAPPENED
HELP THE DROP THEY JUST DIDJDKFKFNDND
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GOD DAMNINT I QUEDED SOMETHING
MASTER LIST
JUJUTSU KAISEN
1. Asking them to send you nudes
2. Sending them nudes
3. Asking them to go to McDonald's
4. Itadori Yuji Boyfriend texts
5. Megumi boyfriend texts
HAIKYUU!!
1. Reacting to "Your bestie fine as fuck!"
2. Reacting to "I accidentally set the toilet on fire"
3. Kuroo boyfriend texts
4. Reacting to stupid question
5. Oikawa boyfriend texts
ATTACK ON TITAN
1. Reacting to some pick up lines
2. Asking them if their moms are single
3. Telling them you're bisexual
4. "Would you still love/date me if I was a worm?"
TOKYO REVENGERS
1. Tokyo Revengers boys as Husbands (Dads)
2. Baji boyfriend texts
3. Tokyo Revengers boys as dads
4. Telling them they're cute
MY HERO ACADEMIA
1. Reacting to "Fight me!"
2. "What am I saved as on yo phone?🤨" pt.1
3. "What am I saved as on yo phone?🤨" pt.2
4. "What am I saved as on yo phone?🤨" pt.3
5. Bakugou boyfriend texts
OTHER
1. "This you?" (HxH)
2. "There's a spider in my room" (OHSHC)
3. Reacting to their genderbend (HxH)
I hate to say it, I don’t know who this person, they could be walking next to me on the sidewalk and 🚶🏽♀️
hate to say it, but I actually started simping for this/these mf(s) ‼️ what's wrong with me
I might.. write for them.... one day perhaps. . . . .
man...
one shot, two bullets
Diasomnia Dorm | Lilia Vanrouge
summary: when told to shoot down the traitor in their team, he always knew that it would be you. however, he didn't think that it'd be so difficult.
trigger warning(s): angst, war, mentions of blood, death
authors note: i know you i walked with you once upon a dream
Lilia held the gun in his hand, slightly raising a brow before letting out a sigh, approaching one of his dearest friends. A smile appeared on his face, sitting next to them on the dirt.
"[y/n], are you dozing off?" He asked, tittering as their eyes shot open and they instinctively reached for the weapon nearest to them. "Haha, calm yourself, it's only me."
They staggered in their words, "O-Oh... my apologies, Lilia. I thought you were someone else." They said, piquing his curiosity. "I've been awfully paranoid for the past few days, haven't I?"
"Hm. Quite." He adjusted himself, staring straight ahead. "Have you been experiencing any nightmarish infestations in your daze?" He questioned, earning a nod.
"I couldn't get proper sleep once the dark comes. And once daylight appears, I wish to pass out, yet I can't..."
His eyes glanced in their direction, "Well, come here, then."
And then they looked back at him, "Pardon?"
"A comrade so dear to me unable to taste the sweetness of sleep? Even I require such. So, come. You can sleep against me for as long as you'd like." He smiled so cunningly yet looked genuinely sweet, "I can sing you a lullaby if that's what you wish."
Their brows rose and a pout formed on their lips, "Do you view me as a child? What nonsense." They crossed their arms, aggressively laying their head on his lap. "Very well, considering you offered, I shall sleep for as long as I please."
He chuckled, his hand gently patting their head.
"... don't complain if your leg cramps."
"I wouldn't dream of telling you."
For the first time in a while, [y/n] managed to feel the satisfying essence of sleep and dreams. And in their dream, they imagined a life where they wouldn't know what a gun is or the thought of killing their comrades. For a bit, they're at peace.
As a few more weeks passed, the soldiers would hear the news of an infiltrator living amongst them. Such thorough search leads to little to no sources, but the higher-ups know it's one of them.
Lilia's presence was requested by the lord of the Valley of Thorns, who had also known about the traitor. As he was a remarkable soldier and was trusted by many, the lord instructed him to track down the traitor and assassinate them at once.
Bestowed upon him was a specialized gun that contained two bullets. With his strong eyesight, he was only given two. If he's unable to shoot them dead the first try, he can surely finish them off with the second one.
He obliged with the lord's wishes, leaving his presence with him eyeing the gun in his hands. The actions he performed felt unknowingly nostalgic, but he paid no mind to it.
His hearing allowed him to find the culprit, and though he wasn't surprised, he did feel some sort of pit drop in his stomach. But, once more, he paid no mind to such.
As he got outside, he looked over his shoulder to see [y/n] sneaking up behind him, causing them to flinch at his sudden motions.
"Ah! Lilia!" They huffed.
"Hehe, did I startle you?"
"As always... honestly, your instincts are just... crazy, but in a good sense." Their shoulders sink as a dramatically defeated expression loomed their face.
He approached them, slinging an arm around their shoulders, "Either way, I'd take 'crazy' as a compliment. I very much appreciate you, [y/n]." He grinned.
"And I to you, Lilia."
The smile on his face slightly faltered but he maintained the grin, ushering [y/n] to a secluded place as he was quick to notice the two neatly wrapped boxes in their hands. As he did so, they casually gave him his box that had a lovely silk wrapping it. Grateful as he was, he took it, thanking them for the extra food they made.
"I'm pretty sure I'm a better cook than you, anyway, so this is my treat." They snickered, "Don't you enjoy my cooking?"
He looked at them, "Of course I do. Now, come, let's enjoy this together before we get caught."
"Alright, Lilia."
How sudden the turn of events has led to. A nice and calm conversation resulted in Lilia holding the gun against [y/n]'s temple, though he continued to smile, his eyes were as cold as the winter breeze kissing one's skin.
"I know you're the infiltrator, [y/n]." He whispered, taking a bite out of the food they made.
They side-eyed him; one expects to have a shaken breath and hitched form, but all they were was calm. The expression on their face remained unfazed as though they continued the conversation they shared just earlier.
"You're so admiring, Lilia." They whispered.
Confused yet curious, he asked, "Are you buttering me up to escape your demise?"
Their head turned, the gun now pointing at their forehead. "Can't I express my admiration for you? Why must I escape such inevitable consequences when I'm fully aware that I'll end up just like that in the end?"
"Our lord assigned me the duty to assassinate you. But, if I may ask, why are you so relaxed at the brink of death?" His eyes glinted as he cocked the gun with his thumb, index ready to pull the trigger at any moment.
"I predict in the future that we will meet once again, so why should I fear?" They moved closer, hand pressed against the ground, which caused him to slightly back up. "Besides, being killed by a true friend of mine is something I adored dreaming of."
Their food was long forgotten on the ground as they gradually crawled up to him, such dazed fondness glistened behind their gleeful eyes.
"What are you doing?" He whispered.
"Something I've dreamed of."
Their lips pressed against his and their eyes closed, a vision of them when they were much younger, dancing together carelessly under the rain as the moon caressed the droplets that rolled down their skin ever-so.
For they knew that the promise he mumbled under his breath can never be fulfilled. That one day, they could marry one another and raise children to become as mighty as he was.
A dream he never thought they walked through in their head as he pulled the trigger. He held their limping body as it now laid against his chest. The food they created was stained with the blood that splattered through the hole in their head.
Tears drowned his eyes while a soft hue of red cascaded his face, flustered by what they sealed.
Oh.
Oh.
Lilia let out a laugh as he had startled the freshmen that were talking about him. He appeared in between Ace and the Prefect, and he was quite curious of them.
A human with no magic? Now that's interesting.
His eyes locked with theirs, and the mischievous smile on his face disappeared.
They stared back at him, slightly uncomfortable with his staring. "What? Is there something on my face?" They asked, fingers nearing their cheek.
The smile traced back and he let out a hum.
"Nothing... I just knew you, once upon a time."
The dorm leaders and Ortho (in his brother’s place) go to MC’s world and end up at Build-a-Bear workshop.
Suddenly MC’s peaceful day out turns into watching a bunch of over grown kids.
(This is my first time writing a character gender neutral, so I apologize if there’s any mistakes and be sure to let me know so that I can corrected them.)
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Obey Me Masterlist 1
"Would you mourn for me when I'm gone?" Brothers react (new)
MC gets caught listening to NS/F/W ASMRs (Newly Dateables) (new)
MC has the same sin as the Brothers (new)
How the newly Dateables kiss (GIFs)
How the brothers kiss (Gifs)
Demons use their forms to help MC
MC draws NSFW scenarios with the brothers
MC with childlike curiosity
MC asks for a kiss + Newly Dateables
MC is great at magic
Obey me as B99 quotes
Obey me as Friend's Quotes
Drunk MC confesses her feelings to the Now Dateables
Drunk MC confesses her feelings to the brothers
MC gets an unusual pet
MC wants to do make up on the boys
MC gets a small tattoo dedicated to the Undateables
MC gets a small tattoo dedicated to the brothers
Not-so-subtle MC being obvious about her favourite brother (slightly Nsfw)
MC who randomly gives kisses and compliments to show appreciation
MC who uses their pacts to help the brothers
MC who is obsessed with cats
MC gets caught listening to NSFW ASMRs (Nsfw)
MC who loves giving physical affection but isn't used to receiving it back
MC's last day in Devildom
Part 1 (Big brothers)
Part 2 (Younger brothers)
Showing the brothers their human world namesakes (Asmo) (new)
A letter to Lilith
Let's play Murder with Satan!
Showing the brothers their human world namesakes (Beelzebub)
Showing the brothers their human world namesakes (Lucifer, Leviathan)
Chocolate Event but Solomon eats MC's kissed chocolate instead
MC plays Truth and Dare with the brothers
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
MC's fave otome game character resembles the brothers (new)
Teen! MC uses flowers to show her familial feelings for the brothers (new)
MC loves Solomon's cooking and hates Barbatos's cooking (new)
MC agrees to try the Brothers' kinks (new)
MC loves Cerebus and Cerebus loves them back
MC gets offended by Levi calling them Normie
Brothers react to Singer! MC performing on the street
MC hates the brothers angel forms
Brothers react to MC almost drowning
Shy Garden Ghost! MC
MC calls the brothers out to protect Mammon
Brothers comforting Teen!MC who is overwhelmed by school stress
MC is concious about her slit-mouth scar
Levi and MC are actually long lost online friends
Brothers react to Teen!MC getting harrased online
Ghost!MC haunts the house of Lamentation after death
MC finds the brothers demon forms hot (slight NSFW)
Brothers find MC sleeping with a cerebus puppy in their lap
MC has their long hair cut off by jealous lower demons
Brothers reacting MC in a sarcastic fight with mom
Brothers + Undateables reaction to MC saying 'Eat the rich'
Twisting Time (Timetraveller! MC wants to make their own world)
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Demons walking in on MC accepting someone else's confession:
Pt. 1 (Lucifer, Mammon, Levi, Satan, Asmo)
Pt. 2 (Beel, Belphie, Diavolo)
Pt. 3 (Barbatos, Simeon, Solomon)
Ghost MC from Katagiri station (that nameless YouTube video)
Emotionally broken MC asks for a hug
MC who was a big idol in the human realm
MC with back pain (Diavolo, Barbatos, Lucifer, Satan)
MC who lost all fear of death
MC comes out as asexual
MC is protective of Mammon
Sassy MC talks back to the brothers and Diavolo
Just You (Solomon X Reader) (new)
Ravish You (Beel X Reader)
Tease You (Levi X Reader)
What You've Always Wanted (Heavy Angst)
Only You (Satan X Reader)
Identity Pt. 1 (Satan X Reader)
Forgive You (Belphegor X Reader)
Identity Pt. 2 (Satan X Reader)
MC with Simeon, Solomon and Levi (new)
Mammon trying to resist MC's cuteness
Satan: The Cat Prince
Asmo X MC bday suprise!
Levi X MC bday suprise!
Chibi Satan and MC
Satan X Catgirl MC
Bunny Event MC
Satan X MC in Summer Festival
Satan and Mammon X Two MCs
Beel X MC cooking together (kinda :3)
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