THEY'RE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE DISCOVERY CARDS THAT ARE TURNING THE FRICKIN FROGS GAY.

Sir, please- HEY Back! No Sir you cannot move behind the counter, I don't care how much you need this cash, you stay back or I'll call security!

He needs a cash withdrawal

So is 535.

“This would do numbers on tumblr” you’re so right, 0 is definitely a number

They wanted to name it whoosh so bad

indonesia's new and innovative and groundbreaking "first southeast asian" high-speed railway system being named "whoosh" is so fucking unserious of the government

I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

"gee I wonder how I will transfer this information reliably across long distances"

the trustworthy telecommunications dish:

THE HORRORS

oh no the horrors-

wait hang on. it’s past 9 pm. false alarm, i cannot trust the horrors

I'm pansexual (and panromantic), does this mean we are mortal enemies now and shall fight to the death in a field?

“pride month?? stop making being queer your whole personality🤣🤣” ermmmmm anyways!! *shoots you with the aromantic beam*

OH GOD HE'S A BRAZILIAN SAMURAI

Why it ourple tho

ourple v1..?

day 159: five or so