Michael's Running Out Of Options So He Found The Next Best Thing To A Ghostbuster Or Something

Kind of a Reddit AITA post but sometimes it is a little funny to fuck with people in ways that deliberately conform to a stereotype of what they must think of you. the other day I was talking to my friend and I randomly said that I wanted a pet chimpanzee. I'd dress it in person clothes (dungarees and hats) and I'd teach it to love science fiction. And this girl nearby was like "you know how dangerous those things are, right? Also how unethical it is to keep an ape as your pet for your own amusement" and I was already seeing where the conversation was going so I was pretending ignorance like "yea but it wouldn't just be for my amusement. It would have practical points too." And she ignored that statement entirely to say "Well chimpanzees can rip faces off" and I was like. What's the most frustrating thing I can say now. Finally settled on "Mine wouldn't do that though." and you could tell she wanted to hurt me very very badly. Like a chimpanzee would if I had one as a pet

why so blue

i was waiting for an enemies to lovers arc but this is fine too

"girl dinner is when you don't eat teehee" "men think about the roman empire women think about their ex best friends and poetry" "✨sapphic love✨ is so pure and innocent and sweet unlike nasty gross Man Lust" "girl math is when you can buy starbucks and makeup because you didn't buy it yesterday so it's free" "I'm going to explain (complex topic) for the girlies! so basically it's like when you go shopping-" "I love women because they're so soft and smooth and feminine and we can talk about girly things and they're not sweaty or hairy or horny like gross men" "women should be unemployed girls don't need jobs men should do all that for us" "ugh girls that don't like pink or being feminine just need to stop being such pick mes and get over their internalized misogyny it's gross"

god save my hairy dyke ass from this hell before I start whacking people's shins with my Girl Baseball Bat. teehee!

Just made an undertale au called Skytale it’s a mashup of Undertale and Sky Cotl and this is the only art I have rn

Please ask me questions about it I need to talk about it

(Frisk is the only light child along with the other SOULs, the rest of the cast are spirits)

she spring my she my when she spring my

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We all want to be that crab, admit it.

I can't believe this is the first post I make here...

A cursed Alagadda x DDLC crossover nobody asked for. This sets the tone for the stuff I'm going to post on this site.

IHNMAIMS - Aishiteitanoni Meme

FLASH WARNING

TW/ BLOOD & VIOLENCE

After 2 whole days of work... Its done. I saw this meme going around and was instantly brought back to the ice caverns. I really hope y'all like it, I'm so incredibly proud of this.