Sketch + Shitpost Dump From While I Was Listening To The Airdorf Interview

I can't believe this is the first post I make here...

A cursed Alagadda x DDLC crossover nobody asked for. This sets the tone for the stuff I'm going to post on this site.

NAAAH WHAT DID YOU DO TO 035!?

HAPPY JOHN FUCKS UP AN EXORCISM DAY EVERYONE 🎉 don't forget to leave bread and wine on your bedside table

John Thomas Ward gets put through the ringer…

you gotta have faith.

Kind of a Reddit AITA post but sometimes it is a little funny to fuck with people in ways that deliberately conform to a stereotype of what they must think of you. the other day I was talking to my friend and I randomly said that I wanted a pet chimpanzee. I'd dress it in person clothes (dungarees and hats) and I'd teach it to love science fiction. And this girl nearby was like "you know how dangerous those things are, right? Also how unethical it is to keep an ape as your pet for your own amusement" and I was already seeing where the conversation was going so I was pretending ignorance like "yea but it wouldn't just be for my amusement. It would have practical points too." And she ignored that statement entirely to say "Well chimpanzees can rip faces off" and I was like. What's the most frustrating thing I can say now. Finally settled on "Mine wouldn't do that though." and you could tell she wanted to hurt me very very badly. Like a chimpanzee would if I had one as a pet

i played faith for a little bit

10/10 i wanna mortis definitely gonna go insane again

i was waiting for an enemies to lovers arc but this is fine too