Jason Reading Frankenstein And Learning About How Mary Shelley Wrote The Book About A Monster Being Abandoned

gettin full-named and receiving psychic damage

Compañero Bodoque preparándose para tomar el trono de Latino Sexyman

Who - in your opinion - is the superior bat?

Cassandra Cain

Jason, mid-potential-world-ending-fight: *gasp* I am the favorite child.

Bruce: Yeah, but did you have to say it?

Other Batkids:

Bruce:

Jason: Okay first of all, I was talking about Mom, and second of all-

Dick: I knew it.

late night/early morning stakeout

batman: what’s the situation?

commissioner gordon: Harley and Ivy have hijacked an AM radio station and taken the employees hostage

batman: what are their demands?

commissioner gordon: they haven’t issued any. they, uh.

batman:

[commisioner gordon turns on the radio]

harley: —you gotta walk away, sweetie. His family sounds completely toxic, if not outright emotionally abusive, and he’s too enmeshed to see it.

caller: no, you’re right. you’re right. I gotta do it.

harley: you got this, honey. now, stay on the line a minute, I’m writing down some the names of some books for you and you can get those from Ivy after we’re done. okay! our next caller —

[commisioner gordon turns off the radio]

batman: what station is this?

commisioner gordon: WGTM.

batman: the one that rebroadcasts rush limbaugh?

commissioner gordon:

batman:

commisioner gordon: you know what, i probably didn’t need to call you for this.

tim drake post patrol ice cream fic you'll always be famous

Literally Bruce in Robin Lives! and other comics: Nobody blames me more for what became of my kids than myself. Taking them in was a selfish decision. I fucked them up, I'm leading them nowhere than pain and death. I should isolate myself and stop interacting with anyone else to stop hurting people, to stop hurting them. (Is often shown that he is wrong and his kids don't blame him, EVEN JASON)

Some genius on Tumblr: Bruce thinks he saved his kids for taking them in, but everyone else can see he is the one who fucked up some perfectly healthy kid!

Reading lists nobody asked for but I made anyway, enjoy

it's the best trope, and when its canon it's even better

me: i hate cliches

fanfic: they were soulmates

me: OMIGOSH GUYS THEY WERE SOULMATES