DC: Damian Wayne Is 4′6″

My body may be gone, but not my love

you are not a machine. you are more like a garden. you need different things on different days. a little sun today, a little less water tomorrow. you have fallow and fruitful seasons. it is not a design flaw. it is wiser than perpetual sameness. what does your garden need today?

Detective Comics #1057

Reading lists nobody asked for but I made anyway, enjoy

Robin and Green Arrow spotted at the Star City Robin Hood kin fanclub meet

everytime i see jason i remember that man who married miku bc i totally would do the same for him, my delulu level is crazy 😭

false alarm everyone he’s fine

real sanji enthusiasts wouldn’t touch him with a 10 ft pole

Don't think about little Jason Todd, who was curling in his sleep around Catherine, who was passed out, when he could. Don't think about a freshly orphaned Jason Todd, who kept curling in a little ball, trying to warm himself. Definitely don't imagine him doing the same in the Wayne Manor, except this time he curled around pillow or a small Nightwing plush his brother gifted him. And definitely don't imagine Talia searching for little Damian frantically, only to find Jason, curling around a toddler in his restless dreams. And maybe don't imagine Jason continuing to do the same in the solitude of his apartment, despite being all strong and huge.

Just don't.

DC is not beating the superbat allegations

Can you imagine Damian going through his puberty voice change while trying to intimidate villains?

Damian, in his new Manly Voice: Surrender or suffer.

Condiment King: Never! *sprays soy sauce at Bruce*

Damian: You coward. You fiend. How d—*voice crack, suddenly sounds like Minnie Mouse* —dArE yOU—

Condiment King:

Damian:

Bruce:

Tim: LOL

Condiment King, overcome with secondhand embarrassment: You know what, I’m gonna head home