After All, The Game Is Called The Legend Of Zelda.

Proof that Live-Action Remake Movies can be good, that Disney should replicate, in the future.

Have you seen these movies.

I agree 100 percent with you on this.

Tastes and Preferences Are Not Standards

There's this issue with fans of any media complain about the lack of original works over actually watching them.

So, recently, D23 announced a ton of upcoming projects for the parks, games, shows, etc with their movies being the one that got the most attention. Majority of them are sequels and live action remakes and per usual, people are outrage over the big D for prioritizing on nostalgia baiting than making new ideas.

Here's the thing tho, alongside the sequels and live action remakes, they also announced Hoppers, an upcoming original film by Pixar directed by the guy that made We Bare Bears, Daniel Chong. Response to Hoppers, was near nonexistent. Like, very little anticipation as in "it exists".

Not only that, another original film before Hoppers is currently to be released next year, Elio. Just like with Hoppers, Elio only seen as this movie that was originally supposed to be released this year before swapping places with Inside Out 2.

Now, the obvious answer to this is rage culture. Being angry over the current thing is an easy content mill. Mufasa is being blasted because it had the audacity to not be faithful to an obscure prequel book series and Snow White for even much more dumb reasons, mostly centering on the lead actress because, if that didn't work on Halle, might as well try again on Rachel.

And when other people addressed that Pixar and Disney did made original films with Elemental and Wish being their current examples, the response these grifters is "We want GOOD original ideas." Now that just shows that they genuinely don't actually care about wanting to watch original ideas, regardless of quality, and simply only using them as a point to why hollywood is dead, blah blah blah.

Original ideas take time to get people invested into watching them. People prefer to engage with media they are more familiar with over the new ones, hence why they are always needlessly comparing things.

Elemental was mocked for being a Zootopia clone but with living elements and themes of racism, but while Zootopia is about general prejudice, Elemental is about personal prejudice. It doesn't use allegories like Zootopia, it's straightforward about the characters being immigrants. Just like any other Pixar film, there's more to the story than the general concept. But that didn't stop people saying that the characters being living elements didn't contribute to the story. Just like with Turning Red, the creator chose so because he want to, as if kids totally wanna watch a movie about immigrants. It's his story, based on his own life experiences told through a lens so kids can enjoy it.

I already talked about Wish to death, but it is a major factor considering that it's an original story that is deliberately made to be an homage to classical and renaissance era Disney films. The comparisons of to to previous films like Disney's more well known works like Snow White are dubious because they're oddly biased and surface level when there's another Disney film that's even more comparable, The Princess and the Frog.

Princess and the Frog is a lot like Wish, black lead, classical villain, hand drawn animation (though Wish's is stylized) and themes about working hard to achieve your dreams. While Wish has problems about how "half cooked" it is, Princess and the Frog has more problems than Wish; Tiana, their first black princess being a frog for majority of the movie, the sugarcoating of a 1920's setting, the demonization of an active closed religion that people use as an aesthetic coughAlastorHazbincough and a complicated story about technicalities to break the spell and a forced moral about love and family, and not in a good way.

Despite these issues being present and are still discussed today, the fact that it's hand drawn animated and has a cool looking villain wallpapers all over this issues. This is also extends in a lot of Disney's other older films. The mess of a cultural mix setting that is in Aladdin and Raya, the racism in Peter Pan, the usage of g*psy in Hunchback, Pocahontas existing and characters of color being played by white actors that the same thing literally happened with Raya (SEAsian characters, not SEAsian actors). Even though these problems have always been present, people dismiss them with "It was fair for the day". They value their personal nostalgia over the issues other have during them.

Coming back on the topic of comparing films, Puss in Boots: The Last Wish is often brought up to compare anything Disney and Pixar make. People had low expectations towards The Last Wish because it was a sequel to a spin off no one asked for and it succeeded their expectations. The reason why I brought up The Last Wish is because a minority of animation fandom use it as the standard for animated films. The comment saying "We want GOOD originals" is practically them moving up the goal post because to them, any original idea isn't good enough for their tastes. We can't have an original idea without someone bemoaning about how it's inferior to an already existing idea based on surface level comparisons.

Bringing back Wish because it's a good example, people wanted it be like the previous Disney films. However, being like them means loosing its own identity. Turning Star into a generic pretty boy for the girls to salivate over means losing what Star represents, the hope people have to keep on pursuing their ambitions.

An ironic thing is whenever they find a good idea they liked, they want more of it. Basically, wanting others to be just like it. What's the point of wanting an original when all you just want is the same old thing again?

Women need Harris!

We got this!!!

Disney's remakes are like these movies and should be just like them.

Proof that Live-Action Remake Movies can be good, that Disney should replicate, in the future.

Have you seen these movies.

The Satire for Unrealistic Expectations and Unrealistic Thinking (or the Marketplace of Negativity) (TUMBLR Edition)

DISCLAIMER:

The following fanfic is a satire making fun of toxic rage bait YouTube channels and toxic DeviantArt accounts that cover cartoons, movies and TV shows as well as showing my defense for any movie Disney has made lately, whether it be a original animated film or a live action remake. This is not meant to attack anyone or be taken seriously at all, with the exception of the message that it's sending. This is also inspired by gamerjerk450's DeviantArt fic, Satire IV: Two-Dimensional Thinking with a few differences. Any constructive criticism is allowed. No copyright infringement intended at all.

And no flames, blind hatred or spam allowed! Thanks and let's begin.

It was the year 2025, specifically March 19,. it would be almost 2 days before the worldwide release of Disney's live-action remake of Snow White. Lots of kids and adults all over the world were nervous and excited about the film's release. And everyone at Disney as well as the cast and crew are proud of what they had done. Despite some fears, here and there, they were still sure, that the movie would be a smash hit at the box office, outgrossing its large budget and being praised for being a new Snow White for a new generation.

However, many miles away from Disney's headquarters stood an old condemned building. inside it consisted of just countless people, chatting and having conversations, like normal people. Around them were tables full of cake, ice cream, cookies, tea, alcohol and all kinds of sweet treats, with soda and juice on the side and a sign that read, "Mad Tea Party", right next to them.

Their discussions were soon interrupted with the blow of a dog whistle. This was done by the group's leader, who wore a T-shirt that said Make Disney Great Again on it, who came in with a henchman who wore a black shirt with nothing on it and a hench-woman with badly dyed red hair with a shirt that said, Go Woke Go Broke on it.

The man leading the Anti-Disney Club then proceeded to speak into a megaphone.

Speaker: Excuse me, everyone, may i have your attention, please? Good. Now, thank you all for coming here today. My name is Nick Sorenson, but you can call me by my online alias ToonEGuy. With me, i have MechaRandom42 and Will Jordan the Critical Drinker.

MechaRandom: It's a honor to be here.

Drinker: Does anyone know why you're here today?

Rando: Yeah, to save Disney and the animation and film industries from themselves!

Everyone: Yeah!

Nick: Excelent! This saves us time for explaining all of it. I've brought some refreshments to pass the time and stuff. So, here's the plan: we strike at 6 PM. sharp, march right to Disney's HQ, and protest our hearts out until all the old greedy bastards and woke employees cave in. Any questions?

Random #2: Yeah, it's close to 4 PM, right now. What should we do until then?

Nick: Good question. Before we strike, we'll pass the time by watching the last good Disney movie, Winnie the Pooh from 2011, from before those lying bastards played with our emotions by promising to make a new hand-drawn movie every 2 years, but it all just a lie to try and kill of traditional animation in favor of soulless overrated CGI movies, woke Marvel, woke Star Wars and soulless woke live-action remakes! But enough of that, let's watch.

So the Anti-Disney Club and all the internet trolls, Cartoonaboos, purists and nostalgiatards spent the next 70+ minutes watching the 2011 Winnie the Pooh movie.

Once it was over, they had all begun preparing for their protest march. Soon, they were ready to set out holding up various signs that read stuff like, "End Wokeness", "Restore Walt's Dignity", "2D is Best D", "Animation is for Everyone", "No Live Action", "Enough with the Remakes", "Go Woke, Go Broke", and other phrases.

MechaRandom: Alright, this is it, guys!

Critical Drinker: This is the day we take back what's rightfully ours!

Nick: Yeah, and this is the day we show those hacks at Disney that they messed with the wrong crowd! Today, they will know the name Anti-Disney Club! This will be the biggest day of our lives! Who's with us?

Everyone: Yeah!

Nick: That's exactly what I wanted to hear! Now, let's fight!

However, as they started marching, they overheard something that ground their gears.

Little girl (singing): Let it go, let it go, can't hold it back anymore, let it go, let it go.

Nick (into megaphone): Hey, stop singing that song, you little brat! You should be ashamed of yourself! You're part of the problem!

The girl ran off crying to her mom and told her to call the police.

Over at Disney HQ, everyone was having an office party, to celebrate the upcoming release of Snow White 2025. A bunch of executives, animators, live action crew members and the cast were discussing amongst themselves. However, the conversations were soon interrupted when one executive spotted something bad in the distance.

Executive: Come here, everyone. I think, I we've got an emergency.

Everyone did as told.

Executive #2: What is the problem?

Yep, there was a problem. It was a burning Mickey Mouse ear-hat. Then they heard so many faint shouting, and they could just barely make out the words, "DOWN WITH DISNEY!", from the screams. Some of them even got X notifications on their phones.

Rachel Zegler: "Cancel the Snow White remake"? "End wokeness"? "Restore traditional animation"? Oh god, not those people again!

Executive: What do you mean?

Rachel Zegler: They harassed, threatened and slandered us over these remakes for too long.

Executive #2: We got to alert Mr. Iger about this.

They all made their way to Disney CEO Bob Iger's office.

Executive #2: Mr. Iger, we got a problem!

Bob: What is it?

Executive: There's some toxic protesters out there who want us to cancel the Snow White remake and other remakes and sequels.

Rachel Zegler: And they are led by those who lied about me and Hallie Bailey and others.

Bob: Don't worry, I'll just force the guards on them, right now!

Iger then pressed a large red button that said, "IN CASE OF PROTESTERS AND BOYCOTTERS" on it, and before they knew it, the Anti-Disney Club were hounded by security guards who proceeded to drag them off the premises and, for some of the pestiest protesters and/or boycotters, pepper sprayed them. However, a select few, including Nick, Drinker and MechaRandom managed to avoid them somehow and made their way into the building.

Soon, they reached the main office, where the party took place. Everyone stared at them in discomfort.

Nick: Hacks! All of you! You're all hacks! What do you think, you're doing!?

Executive #3: We're trying to run a business.

Nick: Liar! You're trying to ruin animation! You want to burn this industry to the (BLEEP)ing ground!

Drinker: Yeah, and you won't stop until all animation is CGI and soulless photorealsitic live action remakes!

MechaRandom: You and Pixar even ruined each other. You're even hating men!

Executive #4: Who the hell do you people think you are, just storming in here and insulting us and hating us!

Nick: I'm Nick Sorenson of the Anti-Disney Club! And we are here to save the industry from itself!

Rachel Zegler: How, by bullying people like me for doing my job!?

Bob Iger stood in to defend his company and everyone in t.

Nick: You! You are turning Disney into soulless corporate filth! You don't care about quality, all you want is money!

Bob: That's NOT true! We're just making the movies we want to make, in the ways we want to make them!

Nick: You are ruining our childhoods, Slob Iger! You've even ruined the company and tarnished it's vey name, especilaly with it's inclusitivity agenda! What do you think Walt Disney would say about this?

Then a lightning strike hits the ground and out of it comes a faceless ghost, shaped like Walt Disney himself.

Walt's ghost: I am the ghost of Walt Disney and I'd say that you all need to calm down and retreat immediately!

Drinker: What? Is this some kind of prank?

MechaRandom: Shut up!

Nick: Yes, Walt Disney. Please tell everyone what you think of what they are doing to your company!

Walt's ghost: To be honest, I think, they are all doing an expectionaly good job, keeping my company alive and current.

MechaRandom: Screw you, guys! I'm out!

MechaRandom leaves to surrender herself to the police.

Drinker: I'm late for dinner!

Drinker also leaves.

Nick then goes mad.

Nick: What!? That's ludicrous! They're ruining your company! How can you just be okay with this?!

Walt's ghost: As long as our primary goal remains, "to bring fun, magic and enjoyment to people's lives", the methods to do so whether it be original or a remake are irrelevant.

Nick: That's not their goal! They just want to make money and brainwash the masses into thinking their trash is good! Nobody wants this (BLEEP)!

Walt's ghost: Correction! YOU are among the vocal minority of people online who doesn't want this (BLEEP). And that type of person is a toxic anti-fan and a blind hater!

Nick: What do you mean!?

Walt's ghost: Have you ever thought that what modern audiences, or rather people in the real world want is different from what you want? People don't watch our movies, because we brainwash them, they watch our movies, because they love them. Because they bring smiles to their faces. It's secretly the same with live-action remakes, too, you just don't know it, yet.

Nick: No, that's wrong! I just know it! CGI animated movies and live-action remakes are inferior and completely soulless!

Walt's ghost: CGI is capable of more than hand-drawn animation, is more eye-catching and is less of a struggle to animate as well. Live action is also easy, because you have everything in front of you and go beyond imagination better. They are the best uses of the latest and greatest technology ever created. Plus today's movies have become more inclusive for the better, letting anyone of any cultural background in the whole world see themselves in every character depicted. To not make use of CGI technology or diversity and inclusion would be like filming a modern day movie using a camera from the 1900s. And to just do original stuff 100 percent and not have live-action remakes or sequels, the world be a boring place to live in.

Nick: Well, everything from my childhood in the 90s was more original and less corporate!

Walt's ghost: You mean, the decade when other studios tried and failed to be more like us? The decade that had even more corporate stuff like A Troll in Central Park? Face it, man! You're NOT trying to "save the industry", you just want to "save the industry for yourself", because you refuse to move on from the past and realize that filmmaking and technologies for live action and animation have evolved phenomonally today and is making it easier for anyone to get into the film industry. You refuse to agknowledge that these movies (whether they be originals, sequels, or remakes) aren't just moneymakers, but they're also beloved modern classics for anyone of all generations to enjoy. We'll still have the original versions of these stories available, but we'll tell them in a new way that builds on their foundation. To cancel the live action remake of Snow White and boycott it would mean to not only put the time, effort and money spent making it in vain, but also to disappoint anyone who really does want to see it. And at the end of the day, would that be ruining the industry?

Nick: But you're killing off traditional animation and making everything woke!

Walt's ghost: You know, I'm not even gonna respond to that, you're a madman! This isn't the past anymore! We're not in the 1930s-1990s anymore! And it's not even the COVID era anymore! You have to keep moving forward and adapt to modern times, like my company does!

Nick: Well, I think, you're a fake! The real Walt Disney would never say that and he would be rolling in his grave! Come on, ADC, let's show these assholes what we're made of! Down with Disney! Down with Disney! Down with Disney! Down with...

Nick then realized that his members were silent and planning to quit.

Nick: What re you guys doing, protest with me!

ADC Member #1: Actually, he's right, Nick. Doing this would hold the industry back.

ADC Member #2: Yeah, these protests and boycotts are all dumb and pointless! You and all those other haters are the ones brainwashing us!

Soon, they all tossed their signs to the floor to burn and gave on protesting and boycotting Disney.

Nick's fury (haha) was growing.

Nick: I'll get you, you impostor!

Just as Nick was about to charge, Walt used his ghostly powers to strike him with lighting, making him still and powerless.

Rachel Zegler: Thank you! Now, let's take this toxic hater to the cops and court!

Bob: Agreed! Nick, you and the other haters who have not come to their senses will be placed under arrest for breaking and entering and attempting boycotts. As for those who are not protesting anymore, you will still be fined, for all this.

ADC Member: But we're already are guilty and we're very sorry.

Bob: All is forgiven. We're still going to testify in court, next week.

One Week Later. The Supreme Court makes a verdict against those who attempted to boycott recent Disney movies.

Judge: All rise.

Everyone in the court rises.

Judge: the Anti-Disney Club, consisting of you toxic anti-woke grifters, conservatives and nostalgia-blinded purists.

Nick: Your honor!

Judge: As punishment for breaking and entering and boycotting Disney, I sentence you and other members of the Anti-Dinsey Club who haven't come to their senses to watching every modern Disney movie that is CGI and live-action on repeat all week starting tomorrow.

And live from NY, it's Saturday night! SNL reference.

THE END.

Thanks for reading and have a nice day. And be sure to check out Rachel Zegler in Disney's Snow White, when it hits theaters everywhere, March 21, 2025.

I don't entirely disagree with you, but I think, you're overreacting too much. Also, live action remake movies can be good, I have 3 examples, to prove this, Popeye (1980),

Speed Racer (2008)

and Charlotte's Web (2006).

In my personal honest opinion, Disney is better at that sort of thing, than DreamWorks and Universal will be here. Just remember, the old versions are not getting replaced anytime soon, even if these new movie versions exist.

As a long time httyd fan who has been heavily involved in the fandom since the first movie and who has spent years working in the animation industry, I’d like to share my thoughts on the new httyd movie. Keep in mind, this is just my personal opinion and it's completely fine if you disagree with me. I just want to say a little something about all this that really bothers me.

The core reason that Dreamworks and Universal made this film is that it’s a quick and easy cash grab for them. Thats it. They don’t care about telling a good story or making a “better” version of the original movie for fans or even having an accurate portrayal of the characters/story. It’s purely about money. They know that fans of the original film will go see this movie, whether it’s good or bad. And those guaranteed ticket sales are all that matter to the studios. And with Universal, it has the added bonus of being a cheap promotional and merchandising opportunity for the new HTTYD land in Orlando that opens around the same time that the film is premiering in theaters.

And to help the studios make even more money out of this, they are using non-unionized VFX companies around the world to make this film, so that they can get cheaper labor and push the artists to do more that would be against American union standards. The same thing has probably happened with the costuming and fabrication for the filming, hence why the costumes look un-weathered and the sets look cheap. They don’t want to pay for the extra time and effort that it would take to make the practical bits of the production look good.

On top of all this, Dreamworks has already announced that they’re shutting down all their in-house animation projects in favor of using AI and outsourcing projects to cheaper international non-union studios.

With all this in mind, I just can’t support this film and I will not be seeing it in theaters. And I hope that others will do the same.

The only way to stop all these horrible “live action” remakes (which are actually just realistically animated remakes) is to not buy tickets to see them. Money is all that matters to these studios, and if they don’t make any money off of it, then they will stop and try something different. Maybe they'll even go back to focusing on original stories!

That’s the power that we hold as audiences. Our wallets help drive the decisions that the executives make. So support unique storytelling and gorgeous cinematography in movies. Support indie films. Support animators as they're fighting for fair pay and better contracts. But don't support a mediocre shot-for-shot remake riding on the coattails of an already successful film.

And I just want to wrap all this up by saying I have absolutely no hate towards anyone that has worked on the new film. Toothless looks incredible and I know the artists and creatives involved in this project did the best they could with what they were given.

But I also know that those same artists have so many more brilliant ideas that they would’ve loved to be given the creative freedom to do. I just wish hollywood would be willing to take a chance and let them do it.

LOCK HIM UP

The Satire for Unrealistic Expectations and Unrealistic Thinking (or the Marketplace of Negativity) (TUMBLR Edition)

DISCLAIMER:

The following fanfic is a satire making fun of toxic rage bait YouTube channels and toxic DeviantArt accounts that cover cartoons, movies and TV shows as well as showing my defense for any movie Disney has made lately, whether it be a original animated film or a live action remake. This is not meant to attack anyone or be taken seriously at all, with the exception of the message that it's sending. This is also inspired by gamerjerk450's DeviantArt fic, Satire IV: Two-Dimensional Thinking with a few differences. Any constructive criticism is allowed. No copyright infringement intended at all.

And no flames, blind hatred or spam allowed! Thanks and let's begin.

It was the year 2025, specifically March 19,. it would be almost 2 days before the worldwide release of Disney's live-action remake of Snow White. Lots of kids and adults all over the world were nervous and excited about the film's release. And everyone at Disney as well as the cast and crew are proud of what they had done. Despite some fears, here and there, they were still sure, that the movie would be a smash hit at the box office, outgrossing its large budget and being praised for being a new Snow White for a new generation.

However, many miles away from Disney's headquarters stood an old condemned building. inside it consisted of just countless people, chatting and having conversations, like normal people. Around them were tables full of cake, ice cream, cookies, tea, alcohol and all kinds of sweet treats, with soda and juice on the side and a sign that read, "Mad Tea Party", right next to them.

Their discussions were soon interrupted with the blow of a dog whistle. This was done by the group's leader, who wore a T-shirt that said Make Disney Great Again on it, who came in with a henchman who wore a black shirt with nothing on it and a hench-woman with badly dyed red hair with a shirt that said, Go Woke Go Broke on it.

The man leading the Anti-Disney Club then proceeded to speak into a megaphone.

Speaker: Excuse me, everyone, may i have your attention, please? Good. Now, thank you all for coming here today. My name is Nick Sorenson, but you can call me by my online alias ToonEGuy. With me, i have MechaRandom42 and Will Jordan the Critical Drinker.

MechaRandom: It's a honor to be here.

Drinker: Does anyone know why you're here today?

Rando: Yeah, to save Disney and the animation and film industries from themselves!

Everyone: Yeah!

Nick: Excelent! This saves us time for explaining all of it. I've brought some refreshments to pass the time and stuff. So, here's the plan: we strike at 6 PM. sharp, march right to Disney's HQ, and protest our hearts out until all the old greedy bastards and woke employees cave in. Any questions?

Random #2: Yeah, it's close to 4 PM, right now. What should we do until then?

Nick: Good question. Before we strike, we'll pass the time by watching the last good Disney movie, Winnie the Pooh from 2011, from before those lying bastards played with our emotions by promising to make a new hand-drawn movie every 2 years, but it all just a lie to try and kill of traditional animation in favor of soulless overrated CGI movies, woke Marvel, woke Star Wars and soulless woke live-action remakes! But enough of that, let's watch.

So the Anti-Disney Club and all the internet trolls, Cartoonaboos, purists and nostalgiatards spent the next 70+ minutes watching the 2011 Winnie the Pooh movie.

Once it was over, they had all begun preparing for their protest march. Soon, they were ready to set out holding up various signs that read stuff like, "End Wokeness", "Restore Walt's Dignity", "2D is Best D", "Animation is for Everyone", "No Live Action", "Enough with the Remakes", "Go Woke, Go Broke", and other phrases.

MechaRandom: Alright, this is it, guys!

Critical Drinker: This is the day we take back what's rightfully ours!

Nick: Yeah, and this is the day we show those hacks at Disney that they messed with the wrong crowd! Today, they will know the name Anti-Disney Club! This will be the biggest day of our lives! Who's with us?

Everyone: Yeah!

Nick: That's exactly what I wanted to hear! Now, let's fight!

However, as they started marching, they overheard something that ground their gears.

Little girl (singing): Let it go, let it go, can't hold it back anymore, let it go, let it go.

Nick (into megaphone): Hey, stop singing that song, you little brat! You should be ashamed of yourself! You're part of the problem!

The girl ran off crying to her mom and told her to call the police.

Over at Disney HQ, everyone was having an office party, to celebrate the upcoming release of Snow White 2025. A bunch of executives, animators, live action crew members and the cast were discussing amongst themselves. However, the conversations were soon interrupted when one executive spotted something bad in the distance.

Executive: Come here, everyone. I think, I we've got an emergency.

Everyone did as told.

Executive #2: What is the problem?

Yep, there was a problem. It was a burning Mickey Mouse ear-hat. Then they heard so many faint shouting, and they could just barely make out the words, "DOWN WITH DISNEY!", from the screams. Some of them even got X notifications on their phones.

Rachel Zegler: "Cancel the Snow White remake"? "End wokeness"? "Restore traditional animation"? Oh god, not those people again!

Executive: What do you mean?

Rachel Zegler: They harassed, threatened and slandered us over these remakes for too long.

Executive #2: We got to alert Mr. Iger about this.

They all made their way to Disney CEO Bob Iger's office.

Executive #2: Mr. Iger, we got a problem!

Bob: What is it?

Executive: There's some toxic protesters out there who want us to cancel the Snow White remake and other remakes and sequels.

Rachel Zegler: And they are led by those who lied about me and Hallie Bailey and others.

Bob: Don't worry, I'll just force the guards on them, right now!

Iger then pressed a large red button that said, "IN CASE OF PROTESTERS AND BOYCOTTERS" on it, and before they knew it, the Anti-Disney Club were hounded by security guards who proceeded to drag them off the premises and, for some of the pestiest protesters and/or boycotters, pepper sprayed them. However, a select few, including Nick, Drinker and MechaRandom managed to avoid them somehow and made their way into the building.

Soon, they reached the main office, where the party took place. Everyone stared at them in discomfort.

Nick: Hacks! All of you! You're all hacks! What do you think, you're doing!?

Executive #3: We're trying to run a business.

Nick: Liar! You're trying to ruin animation! You want to burn this industry to the (BLEEP)ing ground!

Drinker: Yeah, and you won't stop until all animation is CGI and soulless photorealsitic live action remakes!

MechaRandom: You and Pixar even ruined each other. You're even hating men!

Executive #4: Who the hell do you people think you are, just storming in here and insulting us and hating us!

Nick: I'm Nick Sorenson of the Anti-Disney Club! And we are here to save the industry from itself!

Rachel Zegler: How, by bullying people like me for doing my job!?

Bob Iger stood in to defend his company and everyone in t.

Nick: You! You are turning Disney into soulless corporate filth! You don't care about quality, all you want is money!

Bob: That's NOT true! We're just making the movies we want to make, in the ways we want to make them!

Nick: You are ruining our childhoods, Slob Iger! You've even ruined the company and tarnished it's vey name, especilaly with it's inclusitivity agenda! What do you think Walt Disney would say about this?

Then a lightning strike hits the ground and out of it comes a faceless ghost, shaped like Walt Disney himself.

Walt's ghost: I am the ghost of Walt Disney and I'd say that you all need to calm down and retreat immediately!

Drinker: What? Is this some kind of prank?

MechaRandom: Shut up!

Nick: Yes, Walt Disney. Please tell everyone what you think of what they are doing to your company!

Walt's ghost: To be honest, I think, they are all doing an expectionaly good job, keeping my company alive and current.

MechaRandom: Screw you, guys! I'm out!

MechaRandom leaves to surrender herself to the police.

Drinker: I'm late for dinner!

Drinker also leaves.

Nick then goes mad.

Nick: What!? That's ludicrous! They're ruining your company! How can you just be okay with this?!

Walt's ghost: As long as our primary goal remains, "to bring fun, magic and enjoyment to people's lives", the methods to do so whether it be original or a remake are irrelevant.

Nick: That's not their goal! They just want to make money and brainwash the masses into thinking their trash is good! Nobody wants this (BLEEP)!

Walt's ghost: Correction! YOU are among the vocal minority of people online who doesn't want this (BLEEP). And that type of person is a toxic anti-fan and a blind hater!

Nick: What do you mean!?

Walt's ghost: Have you ever thought that what modern audiences, or rather people in the real world want is different from what you want? People don't watch our movies, because we brainwash them, they watch our movies, because they love them. Because they bring smiles to their faces. It's secretly the same with live-action remakes, too, you just don't know it, yet.

Nick: No, that's wrong! I just know it! CGI animated movies and live-action remakes are inferior and completely soulless!

Walt's ghost: CGI is capable of more than hand-drawn animation, is more eye-catching and is less of a struggle to animate as well. Live action is also easy, because you have everything in front of you and go beyond imagination better. They are the best uses of the latest and greatest technology ever created. Plus today's movies have become more inclusive for the better, letting anyone of any cultural background in the whole world see themselves in every character depicted. To not make use of CGI technology or diversity and inclusion would be like filming a modern day movie using a camera from the 1900s. And to just do original stuff 100 percent and not have live-action remakes or sequels, the world be a boring place to live in.

Nick: Well, everything from my childhood in the 90s was more original and less corporate!

Walt's ghost: You mean, the decade when other studios tried and failed to be more like us? The decade that had even more corporate stuff like A Troll in Central Park? Face it, man! You're NOT trying to "save the industry", you just want to "save the industry for yourself", because you refuse to move on from the past and realize that filmmaking and technologies for live action and animation have evolved phenomonally today and is making it easier for anyone to get into the film industry. You refuse to agknowledge that these movies (whether they be originals, sequels, or remakes) aren't just moneymakers, but they're also beloved modern classics for anyone of all generations to enjoy. We'll still have the original versions of these stories available, but we'll tell them in a new way that builds on their foundation. To cancel the live action remake of Snow White and boycott it would mean to not only put the time, effort and money spent making it in vain, but also to disappoint anyone who really does want to see it. And at the end of the day, would that be ruining the industry?

Nick: But you're killing off traditional animation and making everything woke!

Walt's ghost: You know, I'm not even gonna respond to that, you're a madman! This isn't the past anymore! We're not in the 1930s-1990s anymore! And it's not even the COVID era anymore! You have to keep moving forward and adapt to modern times, like my company does!

Nick: Well, I think, you're a fake! The real Walt Disney would never say that and he would be rolling in his grave! Come on, ADC, let's show these assholes what we're made of! Down with Disney! Down with Disney! Down with Disney! Down with...

Nick then realized that his members were silent and planning to quit.

Nick: What re you guys doing, protest with me!

ADC Member #1: Actually, he's right, Nick. Doing this would hold the industry back.

ADC Member #2: Yeah, these protests and boycotts are all dumb and pointless! You and all those other haters are the ones brainwashing us!

Soon, they all tossed their signs to the floor to burn and gave on protesting and boycotting Disney.

Nick's fury (haha) was growing.

Nick: I'll get you, you impostor!

Just as Nick was about to charge, Walt used his ghostly powers to strike him with lighting, making him still and powerless.

Rachel Zegler: Thank you! Now, let's take this toxic hater to the cops and court!

Bob: Agreed! Nick, you and the other haters who have not come to their senses will be placed under arrest for breaking and entering and attempting boycotts. As for those who are not protesting anymore, you will still be fined, for all this.

ADC Member: But we're already are guilty and we're very sorry.

Bob: All is forgiven. We're still going to testify in court, next week.

One Week Later. The Supreme Court makes a verdict against those who attempted to boycott recent Disney movies.

Judge: All rise.

Everyone in the court rises.

Judge: the Anti-Disney Club, consisting of you toxic anti-woke grifters, conservatives and nostalgia-blinded purists.

Nick: Your honor!

Judge: As punishment for breaking and entering and boycotting Disney, I sentence you and other members of the Anti-Dinsey Club who haven't come to their senses to watching every modern Disney movie that is CGI and live-action on repeat all week starting tomorrow.

And live from NY, it's Saturday night! SNL reference.

THE END.

Thanks for reading and have a nice day. And be sure to check out Rachel Zegler in Disney's Snow White, when it hits theaters everywhere, March 21, 2025.