The Loser Himself ❤️

yknow I really love that the whole point of the episode was breaking free, standing up, fighting back — and then it all ends on a line of complete obedience. all of those lessons and heartfelt moments and rising up and such, only to end with “yes, father.”

i love looking at severance tumblr and seeing people dissect the dynamics between imark and omark and helly and helena because it’s exactly what we used to to with ladynoir and adrinette and marichat and ladrien

severance is just miraculous ladybug for grown ups

miraculous ladybug seasons 1-3 ladynoir + text posts

dumbass meme stamps part 2 electric boogaloo: i still cant sleep

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Miraculous Ladybug shipping is a fucking mess. Yes that's the official statistical term. 52% of all Miraculous Ladybug fics include some permutation of shipping Marinette (Ladybug) and Adrien (Chat Noir), and there are four permutations.

So shipping these two people requires four ships, because they each have a secret identity. 52% of all Miraculous Ladybug fics include some permutation of shipping Marinette (Ladybug) and Adrien (Chat Noir), and of those, 1.6% are tagged with all four permutations and 72% aren't tagged with any particular permutation.

11% of all the fics are tagged Ladynoir. 14% are tagged Adrinette, and 11% are tagged Marichat. There is significant overlap (see Venn diagram below).

Ladrien (Ladybug x Adrien) is less popular. Only 4% of all Marinette x Adrien fics are tagged Ladrien, and only 2% of all Marinette x Adrien fics are only tagged with Ladrien.

Also, 10 fics were added while I was working on this post. Damn.

BEHOLD THE VENN DIAGRAM OF SECRET IDENTITY CONFUSION

official data visualization guidance says i should use an upset plot for this, but i'm going for max psychic damage here.

70,143 Works in Miraculous Ladybug

36,459 Marinette/Adrien general

26,329 not tagged with a specific permutation

5,082 Adrinette (Adrien x Marinette)

Adrinette only 2600

Adrinette + Ladynoir 1842 (817 only)

Adrinette + Marichat 1506 (495 only)

4,090 Ladynoir (Chat Noir x Ladybug)

Ladynoir only 1908

Ladynoir + Marichat 1222 (230 only)

3,882 Marichat (Marinette x Chat Noir)

Marichat only 2064

Marichat + Adrinette + Ladynoir 566 (394 only)

1,622 Ladrien (Ladybug x Adrien)

Ladrien only 686

Ladrien + Adrinette 776 (94 only)

Ladrien + Marichat 699 (50 only)

Ladrien + Ladynoir 741 (78 only)

Ladrien + Adrinette + Ladynoir 631 (65 only)

Ladrien + Adrinette + Marichat 617 (51 only)

Ladrien + Ladynoir + Marichat 598 (32 only)

All four 566

I know that the Couffaines are more DIY punk as opposed to Jagged's glam rock and their mom's name is literally a play on Anarchy but. Where do you think they'd actually fall ideologically?

They'd probably fall into vaguely libleft ideas if you forced them all to actually talk through their beliefs but I can't see Anarka actually voting at all. The only policy I'm sure of their opinions on is that the Couffaines think weed should be legal.

max is actually so chill it’s so funny. like ok yeah ladybug i promise i won’t gaf about akumas unless you call me have fun with chat noir! oh you called me? time to pause chess dot com and do my job perfectly! here’s your portals. yeah no thoughts on your situationship. yes i did see you bridal carry each other like 5 times in the last two minutes. no i am not interested in bridal carrying either of you that’s really unnecessary markov tells me there’s 583738283 other more extremely normal ways to prevent their superhero partners from slipping and falling. wait why is this akumatized girl so into my mom

haha these lyrics kinda feel like I think THE APPLE'S ROTTEN RIGHT TO THE CORE

FROM ALL THE THINGS PASSED DOWN FROM ALL THE APPLES COMING BEFORE

I SPLIT THE APPLE DOWN SYMMETRICAL LINES

AND WHAT I FIND IS KINDA SCARY

MAKES ME JUST WANNA DRIVE