I Can’t Talk Shit About The Pirates Of The Caribbean Films As If Elizabeth Swann Becoming Pirate King

David Tennant reads the bookshop scene from Good Omens during Playing in the Dark: Neil Gaiman and the BBC Symphony Orchestra.

Posting here to memorialise this even after the BBC takes it down from their website. Originally performed 12th Nov 2019 at the Barbican, London. 

…his Aziraphale voice is so delicate oh my word, I’m ready to offer my life savings and possibly a kidney in exchange for a full-length audiobook

Writing Prompt Starters

Since I was getting several requests for the writing prompts to come back, I’m going to fulfill them tonight! One of the requests asked that I make my own list, so hopefully you find a prompt you like.

Just let me know the character, the prompt number, and if you want NSFW, otherwise I’ll keep it PG. Feel free to use any prompts for your own writing if you want!

Fluff

1.       “I’m not a pillow!”

2.       “You + Me = Baby!”

3.       “Why do you have my bra?”

4.       “Only if you pinky promise.”

5.       “Tag. Your it!”

6.       “Don’t leave me, even if I say leave.”

7.       “Let’s wrestle for it!”

8.       “Cuddle me, I’m cold.”

9.       “Always kiss me goodnight.”

10.   “The doctor said the only thing that could cure me are cuddles.”

11.   “Is that a pregnancy test?”

12.   “You’re cute. I know.”

13.   “Feed me.”

14.   “Hey, did you know I love you?”

15.   “Has anyone ever told you how cute you are?”

16.   “Hold me, I’m scared.”

 Angst

17.   “I finally realized something-I was never going to be enough.”

18.   “If you’re not the one.”

19.   “Don’t touch me!”

20.   “I wanted you to fight for me.”

21.   “Why couldn’t it be me?”

22.   “I don’t need you anymore.”

23.   “She’s the one, isn’t she?”

24.   “Keep it. It was always meant for you.”

25.   “Do you want me to leave?”

26.   “Am I not enough?”

27.   “Do you have any idea what you have done?”

28.   “Please tell me this isn’t real life.”

29.   “What do you mean gone?”

30.   “Say something! Anything!”

31.   “Just leave me alone. No one can save me now.”

 Misc.

32.   “I want to go down the slide!

33.   “1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a thumb war!”

34.   “Oranges or apples?”

35.   “It’s called a tampon.”

36.   “If I go down, I’m taking you with me.”

37.   “I’m babysitting. So where’s the kid?”

38.   “You are such a tattle-tale.”

39.   “Don’t copy me!”

40.   “You suck!”

41.   “Let’s order a pizza.”

42.   “You don’t understand, I NEED a juicebox, and I NEED it now.”

43.   “Only if I can drive.”

44.   “This is an emergency! I ran out of toilet paper!”

45.   “Quick, we can still catch them if we run. The only thing I’m running after is the ice cream truck.”

46.   “Friends don’t let other friends do the chicken dance.”

Okay so I know he sauntered into hell but I live for the angst and dramatics so heres my AU-

[Parts 1 /  2 / 3 / ? ]

Thank you for your meta about that poor excuse of an episode... can we just chuck it into the trashcan and replace it with The Stone Rose?

Now let’s not get ahead of ourselves. Are you trying to tell me that we’d rather replace Rose as the annoying nagging wife with Rose as the goddess statue the Doctor SCULPTED by HAND? So rather than:

“Always wait five and a half hours!”

We want 

“Rose Tyler, I’m lost without her”

Or perhaps instead of 

“You sound like your mother”

You’d want 

Mickey stood up and yelled “You should have taken better care of her!”

The Doctor shouted back “I know!”

or

“We have a date to keep”

which confirms all our beliefs that the Doctor only intended to take Rose out on dates. He didn’t want her to be impressed by the universe he wanted her to be impressed by him. 

or how

The Doctor’s anger made him a match for any man. 

Just threaten to hurt Rose and the Doctor will WRECK YOU.

or how he  HAD  TO  S A V E   H E R  and he did so by any means he could, EVEN using the SONIC SCREWDRIVER IN PUBLIC in Ancient Rome. 

or how he tried to coax the truth out of her to see if she had ever nearly married someone because he needed one more reason to slaughter Jimmy.

or how he yells at Mickey for daring to imply Rose was ordinary.

OR HOW HE PAUSES BETWEEN “MY... FRIEND”????

OR

of course he couldn’t leave

WHEN HE SEES A STATUE THAT REMINDS HIM OF ROSE?

OR WHEN ROSE MAKES HIM A POUCH FOR HIS SONIC SCREWDRIVER for NO OTHER REASON THAN BECAUSE IT WAS AN ORDINARY DAY SHE WAS IN LOVE WITH HIM?

“Happy unbirthday!”

(So we now know they 100% used to hide from one another at markets to get each other silly gifts. the doctor 100% used to sneak off to learn how to write poetry so he could leave her poems of the taste of chips or how her dungarees were very becoming on her)

OR HOW HE WAS OVERCOME WITH GRIEF AND ANGER WHEN HE LOSES HER?

MAYBE NOW IS THE RIGHT TIME TO TALK ABOUT HOW HIS SOFT LIPS PRESSED AGAINST HERS IN A KISS OF GRATITUDE AND JOY. AND WHEN HE SEES HER AGAIN, WHEN HE’S HOLDING HER STEADY IN HIS ARMS AFTER KISSING HER, SAYS “HELLO!” SOFTLY WITH SHINING EYES.

ACTUALLY LET’S INSTEAD TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT HE WENT BACK IN TIME TO HAVE MICHELANGELO TEACH HIM HOW TO SCULPT ROSE. 

“The sculptor was so enamoured by your figure”

H E  👏🏻  W A S  👏🏻  T H E  👏🏻  S C U L P T O R 👏🏻. HE SPENT MONTHS AGONISING OVER HOW HE HADN’T GOT HER PINKIE FINGER JUST RIGHT. HOW HER EARS WERE SO DIFFICULT HE HAD TO ASK MICHELANGELO TO DO THEM. HOW HE COULDNT SCULPT HER THIGHS WITHOUT WANTING TO RUN HIS FINGERS OVER THEM. HOW MANY TIMES DO WE THINK THE DOCTOR LICKED THIS STATUE LIKE HE DOES EVERYTHING ELSE. LICKED HER NECK. LICKED HER CHEST. LICKED HER JAWLINE.

and then he SIGNED his NAME in GALLIFREYAN on her statue so that a part of him - his god damn NAME at that - was forever etched into Rose Tyler?!!!!111111?!?!?11

BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY OF ALL. THE ABSOLUTE BE ALL AND END ALL OF ALL CONFIRMATION THAT THE DOCTOR WAS UTTERLY AND PAINSTAKINGLY AND IRREVOCABLY IN LOVE WITH ROSE TYLER COMES FROM THE FACT THAT HE SAID, SO SOFTLY AND DISTRACTED BY HER GOD DAMN BEAUTY, 

“I was inspired”

GIRL IN THE FIREPLACE?

Netflix likes to cancel and blame us for “not enough people watching” when they blatantly choose not to promote/advertise/hype up shows like ODaaT and Sense8 and The Get Down, etc, meanwhile I can’t go on anything without seeing shit about 13*rw , which didn’t need a first season let alone a fucking second

Not to mention there always seems to be a LARGE group of fans for ODaaT and Sense8 and even Shadowhunters….??

@ Netflix just admit you’re trash and don’t give a fuck about your viewers or diversity or LGBTQ etc

reblog for yanan’s cute “my baby” in shine

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

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Japanese releases do not come with English subs

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Alec says “Magnus” almost as much as Cas says “Dean”