I Caved And Began Romancing Harvey,, I'm Hopefully Gonna Get Doctor Dick Soon

save me stardew valley ... stardew valley save me..

do you think god stays in heaven because he too fears what he created

Harvey??? The love of my life?? It’s more likely than you think

Does your harvey ever grow a full beard? Or shave his mustache off? What does cringe feel about these possibilities?

Ahh I wish I had time to draw Cringefail losing her shit bc Harvey Changed His Appearance

I feel like Cringefail is somewhat averse to change so yeah she feels prettyyyy negatively towards it lol just like every Harvey wife she tears her hair out if Harvey even dares to consider shaving his mustache off like I genuinely think she wouldn't be able to look at him for a few days if he did (before y'all attack her this is common gf behavior). I don't think she'll let him grow a beard before commenting on his stubble tghjrfk on day 2 she's already like "you look.....different......" "i was thinking of growing a-" "no." and he just shaves

i wasn’t talking about your wife OLD MAN!!! i wasn’t even talking to YOU!!! but since we’re here … hey babygirl what’s poppin

what’s poppin? my joints ^w^

*multiple wet, sickening cracks*

shane drop your top 5 favorite songs GO ‼️

Buh, on the spot? Oh man…

In no particular, it’s:

Numb by Linkin Park

Bodies by Drowning Pool

Pain by Three Days Grace

Creep by Radiohead

Last Resort by Papa Roach

How did you guys think I did?

Just know that I know your secret and I'm going to tell everyone 😇

I know your secret...

What secret? The secret to my giga-chad aura, that's not something I hid homie. Or maybe its the secret to my funky threads broski, either way glad you appreciate my absolutely fly drip

GET HIM GEORGE 🔥🔥

who lives in a pineapple under the sea⁉️⁉️⁉️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

Mayor Lewis when I fucking get him.

george am i skibidi enough to be your friend... i have leeks...

you’re skibidi…… perhaps even……. fantum tax….? heh…. listen to me…… guess im just different….. just a glimpse into my dark and twisted mind…. 😈

there's like 3 stages of the stardew brain rot it's insane it's like

1. i'm going to play this game nonstop and do All the things

2. i'm going to hang out with my fav npcs, maybe look at some of their tags on tumblr and see what the fandom is up to!

and then

3. i literally haven't touched the actual game in days but i can't stop thinking about this npc & rotating them around in my mind like the plate in a microwave. it's like every time the timer beeps i go Hold on and see the food is still cold in the middle so back in it goes .