And With That Money, I Will Buy Alberto Something He Can Smile About...

This is such a thing...

But then egos take over and the stories turn to shit...

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother

BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you

Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?

BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.

Grandma: What?

BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.

Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.

You know you are all-in with the game when you're still trying to hit it on top of a sarcophagus. That's legendary status right there, folks.

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Cheers for Cow and his beloved family, indeed!

I beg to differ. I do not nor have ever reaped any benefit from slavery. This is a vast generalization, and, frankly, an offensive one. Clarification or extraction?

Let's just pop this into the "Good Shit to Know" category...

Heres your reminder to use literally anything but chrome

Tread, not tred... speaking of "cringey shit"...

sometimes I remember that I’ve had the same blog for my entire tumblr career and that there are backlogs and backlogs of cringey shit from my various regrettable phases just there for anyone to see if they want and I feel as if someone has tred across my grave

Unoriginal. Dave Chapelle has said this multiple times. And his spin was funnier.

A gay orgy is probably the manliest thing in existence

So that's how the elephant keeps getting in...

Perfect

I got both my kids with this one. Dad score!

Thanks OP, whoever you are...