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6 years ago

Yep, you do!

To whoever reads this… I am currently sending you love. You deserve it. Always.

2 years ago

This is the mantra of the selfish, the self-titled and oh-so-wrong! "Anarchists"...

It's never about 'ONLY YOU'.

Can you imagine if all 8 billion of the people on this planet held that belief? An entirety of humanity would rush toward entropy and destructible if that was the all-encompassing philosophy...

From Bangkok, Thailand

from Bangkok, Thailand

3 years ago
These Images Are Of The Leading Edge Of Our Ever-stretching Universe, Where Dark Matter Rules And Color
These Images Are Of The Leading Edge Of Our Ever-stretching Universe, Where Dark Matter Rules And Color
These Images Are Of The Leading Edge Of Our Ever-stretching Universe, Where Dark Matter Rules And Color
These Images Are Of The Leading Edge Of Our Ever-stretching Universe, Where Dark Matter Rules And Color
These Images Are Of The Leading Edge Of Our Ever-stretching Universe, Where Dark Matter Rules And Color
These Images Are Of The Leading Edge Of Our Ever-stretching Universe, Where Dark Matter Rules And Color
These Images Are Of The Leading Edge Of Our Ever-stretching Universe, Where Dark Matter Rules And Color
These Images Are Of The Leading Edge Of Our Ever-stretching Universe, Where Dark Matter Rules And Color
These Images Are Of The Leading Edge Of Our Ever-stretching Universe, Where Dark Matter Rules And Color
These Images Are Of The Leading Edge Of Our Ever-stretching Universe, Where Dark Matter Rules And Color

These images are of the leading edge of our ever-stretching universe, where dark matter rules and color is unknown. Here is the birthplace of light, of void, of hope, of despair, depending on philosophy and God view... the epitome of personal perspective as seen through the eyes of historians with magic lenses...

Or they're just photos of a parking lot, shots taken by a wandering lunatic who shivered against unseasonably cold temperatures and metaphysics...

Either way, here is the locus of debate and subjectivity...

Bon appétit!

3 years ago

Shared from Bing:

Scientists Have Observed Octopuses "Punching" Fish Silly
Mental Floss
Researchers at the University of Lisbon have confirmed that octopuses will not hesitate to check a fish by smacking it senseless.

Already knew that... I have witnessed it scuba diving off Panama City, FL. I would love to have the reckless abandon and impunity of these mollusks sometimes...

I do think, however, that there is a deep-seated reason for the aggression, and it stems from the very likelihood that it could wind up as calamari. Solution: Punch a fish in the face, knock its ass out and maybe offer it up as an alternative dinner choice to a seafood aficionado. (I don't think it will work, but I like the way they think...)

3 years ago

Something just crept out of my hazy head. It may be poetry, but idk:

She is the one person that fucks me up, muddles my mind, twists my soul, and, on any given day, pushes me to a point where I could easily find myself fucking wringing that delicately deceptive neck of hers until she is several shades of blue. But then, if I succumbed to that easy passage, I would surely lose her stare, her hot breath, her sharp fucking eyebrows, the thrill of her lyrical laughter, her lunacy, her drill-bit stare of disdain, her slow digestion of my spirit, and the redemption I've come to crave each and every fucking dawn I rise to my knees, without her, yet always with her...

I revel in that intoxication...

[Author's Note: Yeah, I'm THAT fucking train wreck...]

Yes! Hilarious! Watch it dozens of times, then share.

Fuck yeah!

ROX

they posted a full version lol it’s mr Stacy’s dad for me

3 months ago

Oh, this road leads well past Biden, with stops to round up Obama, Bill Clinton, George W Bush, Hillary Clinton, and dozens of corrupt senators and Congress men and women who used political office for personal gain and to sell out the United States and Americans.

The Swamp creatures are scared...

Biden Family Scandal About to Erupt?

With Trump back in the White House, its all about to come out. 💥

Newly discovered bank accounts tied to the Biden family reveal millions in laundered funds from China, Romania, and Russia, traced back to Joe Biden's time as VP. Among the findings: $240K in direct wire transfers to Biden himself—with no explanation.

This isn’t just a scandal; it’s a potential crime of historic proportions. The American people deserve answers: Who sent the money? Why? And what was promised in return?

With mounting evidence, is prison time looming for Biden? These revelations could trigger a political earthquake and shake the very foundations of the Biden family.

Accountability is overdue. Justice must prevail. Stay tuned—this could be the story that changes everything. 🤔

3 years ago

This HAS to be in California.

There couldn't possibly be any way a virus could be transmitted through an act of spreading one's legs, could there? Perish the thought...

I have a discussion place in the Loathing lobe of my brain for people who come up with garbage like this...

ilostthekeytothevault - Rummaging through the dark recesses...
3 years ago

My Zen offering for today.

“Guinea pig getting cozy enjoying the back scratcher.”

(via)

2 years ago

A pseudo-wisdom I heard many years ago says that, "You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friends' noses." This photo is strong evidence to refute that...

The Three Stooges

The Three Stooges

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