As A Culinarian, With Over 20 Years Of Experience And Training, In A Vast Array Of Epicurean Options,

As a culinarian, with over 20 years of experience and training, in a vast array of epicurean options, I have to say that one of my favorite descriptive terms these days is: slurpable.

Long live ramen!

(Or most any other noodle... except udon... fucking udon... big ass, sweaty-tasting, soppy-wet, edible shoelaces...)

Yeah, fuck udon... Hail ramen majesty!

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9 years ago

Bad press… The artist deserves a much better write-up from someone a bit more articulate and with an attentive eye to correcting poor copy and composition. Try being less cute; instead, apply a little bit more attention to detail and content. The effort rewards itself.

These are merely suggestions, relevant if you are aspiring to reach a broader audience. Poor editing is an instant turn-off for a lot of educated readers, including yours truly. I know I’m not perfect, and I’ve made errors, but I'malso conscious of those facts and take the time to clean up my copy before posting. Just sayin’…

Illustrations By Yohey Horishita
Illustrations By Yohey Horishita
Illustrations By Yohey Horishita
Illustrations By Yohey Horishita
Illustrations By Yohey Horishita
Illustrations By Yohey Horishita
Illustrations By Yohey Horishita
Illustrations By Yohey Horishita
Illustrations By Yohey Horishita

Illustrations by Yohey Horishita

Yohey Horishita is a Japanese freelance illustrator based in New York City. He was born in Kagoshima, the capital of Kagoshima Prefecture in Japan, and raised in this Deep South of Japan. Yohey moved to Jacksonville, Alabama alone, and graduated with BFA and MFA in Illustration from Savannah College of Art and Design. Now he lives in NYC, but has never lost his Southern belle personality and love in soul food. He has such an intricate sense of colour, complexity in line works, and also unique creative solution in his illustration, which gives him ability to work extensively. Follow him on @Tumblr.  via

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6 years ago

For the woman I love and hold above all other people and objects: In case I never said it, I hold you as my own personal pantheon of Goddesses all encapsulated in one being. You're my Minerva (for the wisdom you've imparted to me countless times); my Athena (for your many quiet displays of fearlessness when others would have retreated, and for unveiling poetry of silent words) ; my Persephone (when you walked compassionately among the dying); my Psyche (for your unerring way of knowing my mind's brooding, and for leading me away from it); my Aphrodite (for showing me beauty in the simplest things; revealing the handsomeness I possess; challenging my rage, self-hatred, ugliness and violence with a calming touch, vocal spells to quell the tide of destruction, beauty in motion, and lessons in creativity); my Demeter (you always know how to make things grow, from our children to my gnarled, twisted heart); my Alchelois (who outshines the sun and the moon, owning all of my skies); my Astraea (whose footsteps guide me safely across dark skies); my Eris (who wins the war through love and force of soul); my Hestia (who has shown me both hearth and home, in all their incarnations); my Thalia (your wit disarms me); my Gaia (for being a force of nature); my Hebe (for breathing life and vitality into this old salted lost soul); my Kotys (for the nights you've driven me wild and shown me pleasures words cannot describe); and my Iris (whose spectrum of colors shines bright against the darkness of my worst days and promises better things through hope and love).

I would build a shrine for you, but I fear my hands would not do you justice. So I will simply choose each place in which I dwell or linger as a temple of You, and, upon bend knee, I will adore you, always...

6 years ago

Zing! I'm chuckling after reading this one...

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3 months ago

Now, will someone please go and round up this little troll and throw his ass in jail for his crimes against people all around the world? No clemency should ever be given to this asshole. His sentence should be several lifetimes.

Can A US President Or An Illegitimate President Pardon US Citizens That Have Not Been Convicted Of A

Can a US president or an illegitimate president pardon US citizens that have not been convicted of a crime?

The answer is: NO.

A U.S. President cannot pardon individuals who have not been convicted of a federal crime. The power to pardon, as outlined in Article II, Section 2 of the U.S.

Constitution, is specifically for offenses against the United States after conviction.

This means the individual must have been legally charged and convicted before a pardon can be granted. If there was ever any doubt as to who bears responsibility for the COVID pandemic, Biden's pardon of Fauci forever seals the deal. 🤔

10 years ago

By KIRK JOHNSON, nytimes.com

MARYSVILLE, Wash. — A 14-year-old girl who was shot by a high school classmate in an attack in the school’s cafeteria on Friday in this northern suburb of Seattle died late Sunday, hospital officials said.

Gia Soriano was sitting with friends wh…

I certainly hope that no one tries to memorialize the piece of trash that wrought this tragedy. I feel for his family, but at the same time I also hold them responsible for letting this miscreant monstrosity run loose. And further, if the gun that was used is traced back to a family member, then the owner of that gun should be charged and tried as an accomplice before the fact. No way around it: this kid and his family are just plain garbage. My prayers go out to the innocents in this tragedy, but I hope that the family of the shooter has to endure this special raw pain for the length of eternity.

3 years ago

I would like to own a copy of this book, but my phobia is things that pop up at you. Damn that Jack-in-the-box...

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6 years ago

Stunningly beautiful, and a tribute to the glory of nature and God's design are mosses. What a lovely concept: moss lawns. I think I feel a new botanical obsession stealing upon me...

Moss Lawns?!

Okay so we all agree, lawns suck are outdated and useless relics introduced by the French Monarchy to flex on everyone else, but have we considered:

Moss Lawns 😄

Moss Lawns?!
Moss Lawns?!

Benefits:

Massively photosynthetic- produce loads of oxygen

Doesn’t require fertilising- ever! Mosses actually prefer low nutrient soil!

Doesn’t require mowing! Mosses are non vascular so they never grow tall enough to need mowing

Low maintainance- see above

Improving the air quality around you- mosses can metabolise and absorb a variety of airborn pollutants!

Massively improving your home’s Cottagecore and fairytale vibes, I mean look at it it’s beautiful

Looking online I’ve learned that this is a thing! And it’s actually been popular in Japan for hundreds of years!

That makes me really happy actually because if you know me you’ll know I love moss, not only is it cool af but 12 square metres of moss lawn can apparently absorb as much carbon as 275 mature trees. Stunning and brave.

As we all know it’s much easier to work with nature than against it, we’re all busy and tired and maybe… maybe just let the moss have this one? It’s beautiful.

Expertly presented advice and tutorial.

FYI: This same method works beautifully on any liberal state flag, as well as any flag that NATO, EU, and WOKE organizations come up with.

Note: Flame-based disposal, while not encouraged, is understandable. Just be careful...

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3 months ago

They've been running their campaigns and quiet war for over 50 years using these tactics. And by 'they', I am referring to the military-industrial complex, the Shadow Government, The Deep State. If you think this is just wild conjecture, or conspiracy theory, or hysteria, please understand that Deep State denizens spread doubt forest on all things they have their hands on and in. Don't give in and don't capitulate to their attacks or demands, accusations, or threats. They're the ones running scared now, and we all know it. So let legacy media die, MSM wither, and propagandizing Leftists eat each other; the rest of us know, and we will resist forever.

Operation Northwoods...

What else have they done in the past that seems similar to this? 🤔

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