I just need to say I love your work it’s so good and the way you write Joe too? Don’t even get me started. Could you maybe do one where the reader has a bad day and hasn’t slipped in a way and Joe kinda has to help them slip and he’s really sweet to her and kind (very much fannon Joe) by yk Joe being Joe he thinks about what he’s gonna due to the person that made your day bad if you could that would be great! No rush!!!!
A/N: Thank you!!! Again I LOVE getting Joe requests, I put a lot of effort into writing them, there's no sfw content anywhere for him so I take great pleasure in making it for people! Joe's great to write for too because his character is just soooo unique so it makes it easier to get that inside voice he has right if that makes sense. Ok I'm rambling, enjoy!
Pairings: Cg! Joe Goldberg x Fem! Little!reader
Word Count:1.1k
Warnings: usual warning for Joe! Language, reader is called stupid (not by Joe), implied violence.
Joe's waiting for you when you come home from work as always. He likes to wait for you with a homemade meal or simply a warm smile. You have a stressful job and he helps you relax afterwards because that's just the kind of boyfriend he is. Usually you come home stressed, giving him a weary smile and a kiss before heading to the shower to wash off your long day. But not today.
He can tell somethings off when you walk in. You're biting your lip anxiously, not giving him your usual loving greeting. Something's up with you.
"Hey baby, you ok?" He questions softly, moving towards you for a hug.
Before he even gets to you you break down into tears. "He was s-so mean to me!" You cry, clutching on to Joe when he pulls you to his chest.
"Who was baby?" Joe questions, a hint of panic lacing his voice. "What happened?"
Who hurt his girl?
"My boss." You say, voice breaking as you say it. "He literally s-screamed at me in front of everyone. He made me feel so stupid." You sob, burying you face into his shirt, body shaking with the impact of your sobs. Joe brings his arms around you, kissing your head while shushing you. He's incensed.
What kind of low life fuck gets off on making a pretty, smart little thing like you cry? When all you do is work your ass off to please him? This is not gonna fly.
"Oh baby I am so fucking sorry. Why would he do that? You've been working so hard recently."
You shrug your shoulders, shaking your head. "He s-said my work wasn't good enough n that I-I didn't try hard enough but I did Joe I promise." You look up at him, your oh-so-innocent eyes now bloodshot and puffy.
Oh this fucker has to die. Of course you tried! You always try you're his, he loves you because you try- ok Joe gotta focus. She needs you.
"Oh baby I know. You've don't have to explain to me I know you've been trying. It's not you're fault that your boss is an idiot."
"Was so mean." You mumble. "Do you think I'm stupid Joe?" You look into his eyes with that borderline puppy-dog expression on your face and you look oh so sad.
You just need his reassurance. Your dumbass boss doesn't get to make you feel like this. He's going to make sure it never happens again. After he makes you feel better.
He brings his hands up to your cheeks, cupping your face. "Of course not baby. It's your boss who's stupid. He doesn't know how good he's got it."
You sniffle, shaking your head. "Bad day."
Joe nods. "I know." He coos, wiping stray tears from your cheeks using his thumbs. "But you're home now. Daddy's here baby."
You don't know when you started slipping but it's happening. Joe can always tell, he's good with things like that. "Gotta get changed." You mumble tiredly.
"Want some help?" Joe offers with a slight smile. You respond by simply holding your arms out towards him. He picks you up swiftly and carries you into the bathroom, grabbing you some pjs on the way.
He places you down onto the granite counter top beside the sink, turning on the warm water and wetting a cloth before helping you wipe your make-up off. When it's all off he rinses it out and puts it under cold water.
"Close your eyes, good girl." You do as he says, letting out a muted whine as you feel your eyes instantly cool as he places the cloth on them. After a minute he lifts the cloth back up and you feel him put something cold on your face. You open one eye, keeping the other screwed shut, looking up at Joe.
He chuckles. "It's just your moisturizer baby, don't give me that look."
This makes you smile, closing your eye again as you let him rub the moisturizer into your skin in small, languid circles.
"There's that smile." Joe murmurs, finishing up with your skincare and tucking a few loose strands of hair behind your ears.
You open your eyes, feeling thoroughly smaller now.
God. You're adorable. How could anyone purposely hurt you ?
"You want me to help you get dressed little one?" You nod your head, thumb drifting up to rest on your lips, dangerously close to slipping into your mouth.
Joe gently takes your wrist and pulls it down. "Uh uh" he reprimands quietly, lifting you down from the counter and helping you into your pjs. You lift your hand up to your lips again but you stop when you see the look Joe's giving you. You can't help the little frustrated whine that escapes you but Joe is quick to soothe.
"Shh shh, I'll get you your pacifier soon, ok? C'mon, let's fix your hair."
He softly pulls a comb through your hair, detailing the knots and putting it up into a bun.
"There." He says when he's finished, booping your nose, smiling when you giggle at him.
"Beautiful baby."
You blush at the attention, burrowing your head into his shoulder.
"Alright, c'mon kiddo" he says, sweeping you up into his arms yet again and bringing you into the kitchen, not before grabbing your pacifier from your bedroom. He makes you a sippee cup full of hot chocolate and gives you a snack.
"Thank you Daddy" you say in between bites, looking up at him with a smile, mouth covered in hot chocolate.
Joe's heart clenches. Even when you're small you're so polite. You just want to please. That's all you ever want to do. His minds starts spiralling again at the thought of your boss. You worked overtime! You clearly put huge amounts of effort into that project, just needing some recognition and your he called you stupid? The jackass with a comb over called his little girl stupid? No wonder his wife left him, guy has the emotional intelligence of a fork.
He's roused from his thoughts by your voice.
"Daddy?"
"Yeah pumpkin?"
"Colour now?"
Joe smiles. "Of course sweetheart." He cleans off your face with a napkin before pulling out your colouring books and crayons to let you scribble happily beside him, occasionally calling out to him so he can see your masterpieces. As the evening wears on you slow down, pacifier in and colouring abandoned, breathing slow and even as you sleep in his arms.
Two weeks later your boss doesn't show up for work and you never see him again. Joe seems to share your slight worry but that's immediately overshadowed by the fact that you were promoted to your bosses old position.
That night Joe falls asleep with a smile on his face.
Worth it.
I AM ACTUALLY GOING TO DIE SOMEONE NEEDS TO WRITE SOME BRUNO CARELLI X READER FANFICS RIGHT NOW PLEASE I AM ON MY HANDS AND KNEES ALL OF THE ONES ON WATTPAD ARE X OC AND ITS REALLY STARTING TO PISS ME OFF AO3 ISNT ANY BETTER
Edit: I’m currently writing one um it sucks but yeah it’s more so an imagine tho
all you fuckin bots… i’ll k*ll you. with a gun.
bitches have complicated feelings about me due to my inconsistent swag
The Lion King: It is impossible to CGI photorealistic lions who can also emote!
Chronicles of Narnia:
YES YES
'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that
Joan of arc vibe
"people who read fanfictions don't have a life."
BITCH YOU GET A LIFE AND STOP WORRYING ABOUT ME
pairing: dream of the endless x f!reader
a cursed mortal, a lonesome Dream Lord, and a story spanning one thousand years.
content warnings: angst, slowburn/slowbuild, mutual pining, dream being dream.
⏳ playlist | corinthian & wanderer playlist | pinterest board | inspo tag & asks | ao3 |
🌙 CHAPTER INDEX
YEAR 0-200
YEAR 200-300
YEAR 304
YEAR 304-521
YEAR 522
YEAR 522-619
YEAR 619-850
YEAR 916-994
YEAR 1021 I
YEAR 1021 II
BEYOND.
➥ BONUS CONTENT:
*ੈ✩‧₊˚ ONE SHOTS:
inside of you, in spite of you ⋅⋆ ── [the corinthian-centric one shot, coming soon]
midas touch ⋅⋆ ── [dream & wanderer smut, coming soon]
dreamfalling into nightmares ⋅⋆ ── [corinthian & wanderer, dreamfall]
*ੈ✩‧₊˚ DRABBLES/BLURBS:
"I wonder what I look like in your eyes."
"I broke my rules for you."
“My heart is so full of you I can hardly call it my own.”
“You were worth the wait.”
"If I kissed you, I don’t think I’d be able to stop."
“I don’t think you understand the… effect you have on me.”
when wanderer met destruction
goodbye, stardust.
s t a y.
"lady dream."
currently accepting headcanon/drabble requests and discussions for this series, feel free to send something in!
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Can’t wait for all the umbrella academy fan fics that are gonna come out.
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