rereading a midsummer night's dream and the amount of trust the craftsmen have for the nobles' reading comprehension is just hilarious
"i wonder if they will understand that i'm actually not a lion" "i think we should make it clear that i'm a person playing a wall and not actually a wall" "are they in fact at all familiar with the concept of acting"
Please Iβm starving.
The Lion King: It is impossible to CGI photorealistic lions who can also emote!
Chronicles of Narnia:
WHERE IS ALL THE TOM RIDDLE SMUT!?!
"people who read fanfictions don't have a life."
BITCH YOU GET A LIFE AND STOP WORRYING ABOUT ME
Canβt wait for all the umbrella academy fan fics that are gonna come out.
Shout-out to fan-fiction writers who donβt or canβt write the 50k fan-fictions, because of a lack of focus or motivation, or mental illness.
Shout-out to fan-fiction writers who donβt or canβt write smut, but are still lumped into a group that is almost expected to write smut.Β
Shout-out to fan-fiction writers who canβt update chapters frequently for maybe a multitude of reasons, and get messages daily from people asking forΒ βtheirβ new chapter.Β
Shout-out to fan-fiction writers who arenβt big name fans and hardly get ten kudos or one comment on their fan-fictions.Β
Shout-out to fan-fiction writers who stay up all night editing and rewriting and donβt get much attention on their work no matter how much they feel like they promote their writing.
Shout-out to fan-fiction writers who donβt write a lot and are constantly asked to write more but canβt for whatever valid reason they have.Β
Shout-out to fan-fiction writers who have the courage to post their writing online and only have it publicly made fun of for grammar or poor characterization.Β
Shout-out to fan-fiction writers for writing their fan-fiction, posting it online, and continuing to do it no matter how much or little attention they get, and constantly improving as a writer with every upload.
You all rock.
Well, on the upside I know the fanfic is going to go so hard after this
the pevensies discovering the treasure room in the ruins of cair paravel must have been like stepping into their own tomb. here is the ruin of what you were. here is the remnant. here is where they took what you left them with and laid it to rest. here is your funeral shroud, daughter of eve. the skirt is too long for you now. here is the cordial, half-full. they dared not use it to save anyone without your hand to do the saving. here is your bow, still strung, and your arrows, unshot. here is the sword your hand still remembers, and here is the face you have forgotten. you did not die here, and yet still you were buried. what is a legend but another kind of ghost?
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