i lied. put your clothes back on. you’re going to tell me how much i’ve changed your perspective on life and that you’re never going to forget me.
opening up tumblr and seeing supernatural trending is like looking out a window and seeing a cloud of smoke rising out of a major city
me, seeing a fic writer I like in the comments of an random fic
me core
scrolling twitter today and then coming over here is like walking out of a burning building and then walking into the calm remains of a building that burnt down 5 years ago and has been reclaimed by nature.
“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it
I actually enjoyed s3 of the bear I just think it would've been better if they let carmy kill chef david with a hammer
where is all the mark s x reader this is so sad guys
Grabber: Tell me your name, boy.
Finney: …McLovin.
Grabber: …McLovin?
Finney: Yeah.
Grabber: McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?
Grabber: *throws newspaper at Finney* You gave me the stupidest fake name.
Finney: I had to pick on the spot!
Grabber: And you landed on McLovin?
Finney: Yeah. It was between that and Muhammad.
Grabber:
Grabber: Why the fuck would it between that and Muhammad?! Why don’t you just pick a common name like a normal person?!
Finney: “Muhammad” is the most commonly used name on Earth! Read a fucking book for once!
Grabber: Finney, have you actually ever met anyone named “Muhammad”?
Finney: Have you actually ever met anyone named “McLovin”?
Grabber: No! That’s why you picked a dumb fucking name!
Finney: Fuck you!
Grabber: You didn’t even give me a first name, you just said “McLovin”! One name? One name? Who are you, Seal?
Finney: No, I am McLovin.
Grabber: No, you’re not! No one’s McLovin! McLovin’s never existed because that’s a made-up, dumb, fucking fairy tale name, you fuck!
꧁𝐼’𝑚 𝑎𝑙𝑤𝑎𝑦𝑠 ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑡𝑎𝑙𝑘 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑚𝑒 𝑝𝑎𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑚𝑦 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑤 𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡꧂
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