18+ Mdni

me, seeing a fic writer I like in the comments of an random fic

not to make it political but if ur a trump supporter get off my blog rn and don't fucking come back

Grabber: Tell me your name, boy.

Finney: …McLovin.

Grabber: …McLovin?

Finney: Yeah.

Grabber: McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?

Grabber: *throws newspaper at Finney* You gave me the stupidest fake name.

Finney: I had to pick on the spot!

Grabber: And you landed on McLovin?

Finney: Yeah. It was between that and Muhammad.

Grabber:

Grabber: Why the fuck would it between that and Muhammad?! Why don’t you just pick a common name like a normal person?!

Finney: “Muhammad” is the most commonly used name on Earth! Read a fucking book for once!

Grabber: Finney, have you actually ever met anyone named “Muhammad”?

Finney: Have you actually ever met anyone named “McLovin”?

Grabber: No! That’s why you picked a dumb fucking name!

Finney: Fuck you!

Grabber: You didn’t even give me a first name, you just said “McLovin”! One name? One name? Who are you, Seal?

Finney: No, I am McLovin.

Grabber: No, you’re not! No one’s McLovin! McLovin’s never existed because that’s a made-up, dumb, fucking fairy tale name, you fuck!

local tumblr user awaits destiel meme that will tell them whether they will have rights for the next 4 years

time to rewatch the haunting of hill house, the haunting of bly manor, midnight mass and the midnight club in preparation for the fall of the house of usher being released in october

Thanks, Anon!

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I AM ACTUALLY GOING TO DIE SOMEONE NEEDS TO WRITE SOME BRUNO CARELLI X READER FANFICS RIGHT NOW PLEASE I AM ON MY HANDS AND KNEES ALL OF THE ONES ON WATTPAD ARE X OC AND ITS REALLY STARTING TO PISS ME OFF AO3 ISNT ANY BETTER

Edit: I’m currently writing one um it sucks but yeah it’s more so an imagine tho

why do i fall for fictional characters that have dead or literally no fandom

LIKE LOOK AT THIS MAN AND TELL ME HES NO THE HOTTEST SWEETEST BOY IN THE WORLD

YES YES

'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that