POV: Stiles Stilinski

white boy goes to Jupiter and shocks waiters by ordering in perfect Stupider

Okay normally I think the writers of opinion pieces for large newspapers should shut up but-

I NEED MORE WORD PORN !!!!

I just finished season four of the umbrella academy.

BROTHER WHAT WAS THAT LIKE HUH?!? LILA AND FIVE TOO THAT WAS SO UNEXPECTED

I liked the ending but idk its good idk yk

I hope that every single person that uses this filter, that your pillow is warm on both sides.

Fic idea

Dean goes to crash Sam's wedding because he found something shitty about Sam's fiance and is trying to save his baby brother

But he crashes the wrong wedding

"Don't do it! She's not who you want!" Dean yells the second he kicks open the Chappelle doors

Castiel doesn't wanna marry so and so, has been trying to get out of this arraigned bullshit for years

Sees a crazy dude crash his wedding and literally jumps at the opportunity. Doesn't think, just looks at his dad all "He's right father. She's not. I'm gay for that man!" Really awkwardly then runs to Dean, puts all his faith into this and jumps into his arms

Dean has no fucking idea what he just did, but the guards are behind him and now the groom in his arms is going "Run! Run! Run!"

And now Dean is running to his Impala, stuffing Castiel in it, and speeding away with him because fuck his life

And now Castiel is stuck in a road trip to save this random guy's brother from a sham marriage

me finding out there’s no fics for kyle gallner and that he’s married all in the same day

WHERE IS ALL THE TOM RIDDLE SMUT!?!