This Is Just To Dope To Not Reblog

Chaotic energy cotton candy ice cream

Bored vodka.

Lost in the sauce?

Nah.

Lost in the moss.

^^^

Reblog if you're black tumblr.

You don’t have to be black, it just means you support us, you stand by us and you’re for us.

"Tidy your room."

And

"Oops! Our bad."

Concept: A gender reveal party but AFTER the kid is born.

Like when the kid is 6 or 12 or 18 or 24. When the kid has decided what their gender is or isn’t.

Do vampires get vitamin D deficiency from lack of sunlight?

Do vampires have to take vitamins?

I asked my parents if I could get a Brown Betty (aka a mini teapot).

My parents were alarmed by this because I don’t tend to enjoy warm beverages (coffee, tea, hot chocolate, etc.)

I said I wanted one for myself because I can put anything I want in it. And I would love for this to happen:

Brenda(? or someone): oh tea, how sophisticated.

Me: no it’s redbull

Brenda: w-what?

Me: Brenda, I was up till 3am let me drink my redbull

I’m not Jewish, but my blog is a safe space for people who are

reblog this if you’re jewish or your blog is a safe space for jewish people

in light of recent events as well as a new rise in creating nazi ocs I think this post is an important one to have on your blog if you stand behind your jewish followers or are jewish yourself.

Stop ship-hate

Reblog if you agree