DryerLint Starker Fanfic Masterlist

My wife and I have a little game we play called "Speaking From Ignorance."

To play Speaking From Ignorance, all you need is a phone with a voice recorder, and another person who knows considerably more or considerably less about a topic than you do. The topic can be anything: from "how to bake a quiche" to "what happens in the Peter Jackson Hobbit movies" to "who is Florence Pugh" to "how does the traveling salesman problem work." All that matters is that one of you has a firm grasp on the material, and one of you absolutely the fuck does not.

Then the person who knows about the topic turns on the recorder, and says to the person who knows barely anything: "Hey - tell me everything you think you know about [X]."

The speaker is then not allowed to ask any questions. Nor is the expert allowed to volunteer any information. The expert is allowed to pipe up with a faintly incredulous "Oh--really? Do you--do you think so?" from time to time, but for the most part, the expert's job is just to sit there and make encouraging sounds while the speaker digs their own grave.

This is never not funny.

The reason you record it is because, very often, the first thing the speaker wants to do after finishing the recording is find out how you actually make a quiche, or whatever. Then you both get to go back and listen to how wrong they were.

We have a small library now of Speaking From Ignorance recordings, and I'm going to be listening to them until I'm eighty.

hes j chillin

subscribing to a fic isn’t enough I need the author to blast a bat signal into the night sky whenever they update

Peter trying his best to be sexy and seductive but Tony just finds it adorable and gives him cuddles and kisses. The boy is simply too cute and innocent.

“I’m trying to seduce you,” Peter pouts.

Tony smiles and kisses Peter’s hair, cuddling him tightly and speaking into his soft curls. “I’m seduced.”

“How?”

“You’ve got me wrapped around your little finger, you know that?”

Peter groans. “I want my mouth wrapped around your… you-know,” he mumbles shyly against Tony’s chest, blushing.

Tony laughs softly. “My what?”

“You know, Mr Stark.”

“If you can’t even say it how are you going to seduce me?”

“I thought you were already seduced?”

“By your cuteness,” Tony says softly, kissing Peter’s hair again.

Peter sighs but can’t help smiling. Maybe he’s not entirely ready for sex yet and that’s why he’s not “sexy” or “seductive”, but at least Tony doesn’t seem to mind right now. In fact, he seems to love Peter the way he is, and Peter can’t really ask for anything more.

spider-man: so there's this new player-- or old player i guess-- in the mob. they call him Baba Yaga, but im pretty sure he's John Wick daredevil: daredevil: f u c k spider-man: what???? daredevil: frank's in town spider-man: *chokes* frank??? like frank castle frank???? daredevil: yes. spider-man: has a scary title. lover of dogs. kills mob members. breaks up dogfighting rings. not very verbose. freakily good with guns. daredevil: yes. spider-man: are we sure they're not related? daredevil: i have stark running a dna test as we speak

A bad photoshop will always be funnier than an AI image no matter what

I made this in like 3 seconds do you like it

you know what, fuck you *unkills your character*

meme redraw for dicks birthday :D

our spiritually elevated rejection of canon vs their intellectually dishonest refusal to engage with the text