Hey! Guess What? The Cliche Romantic Fics You Write For Sasunaru Can’t Compare To The Actual Cliche

Hey! Guess what? The cliche romantic fics you write for sasunaru can’t compare to the actual cliche romance Kishimoto wrote for them in canon. Mutual pining since they were little kids? Canon. Ready to die for each other? Canon. Wore necklaces that had each others faces on it? Canon. Remembers what kissing the other tasted like even though they acted grossed out? Canon. Remembers “accidental kiss” even while dying? Canon. Has a special pet name for the other? Canon. Tsundere guy constantly passive aggressively cares for the other? Canon. Serious guy only ever smiles and laughs because of the other? Canon. Everyone sees the chemistry between the two of them even though they themselves are initially oblivious to it? Canon. Heart changes because of the other? Canon. Villains trying to pull them apart because their love is too strong? Canon. Wishing upon a shooting star for the other? Canon. Intently watching the other sleep? Canon. Talking to pictures of the other? Canon. Protecting the other even though you were told to kill him? Canon. Having a crazy emotional response to the thought of losing the other? Canon. Being the wind to the other’s fire, having the power to keep the other alive? Canon. Abandoning everything and everyone else to save the other? Canon. Going crazy when the other is in danger? Canon. Unwavering devotion to the other despite everyone else disagreeing? Canon. Thinking about the other literally the entire night? Canon. Having emotions so deep and profound that they cant find the right words to really express it to the other? Canon. Crying because of the other’s words and their impact? Canon. Manifesting deep latent power in response to the other being hurt? Canon. Jumping to save the other from getting hurt even when one is already very injured? Canon. Being purposefully written as yin-yang soulmates? Canon.

Naruto the series was literally one giant cliche gay romance