Trying To Stay focused Until Friday… 

Lesbian stereotypes: I'm secretly doing this to make my boyfriend jealous, also I'm a predator

Actual lesbians: Dear Sappho I just fell down the stairs cause there was a cute girl. She helped me up and asked me on a date. Does she actually like me?

Stereotypes that people have for themselves, while still sometimes harmful, are always so much funnier than the stereotypes that outsiders have for them.

Like outsiders are like “Asexual people are prudes and will yell at you for having sex!” and actual asexual people are like “All ace people want a dragon.”

Outsiders are like “Californians all surf and say dude a lot.” and actual Californians are like “If There Is Not A Taco Shop Within Five Miles Of Me At All Times I Will Literally Die.”

Concept: a generic nightclub, except every hour (can be more often), one of those songs from a middle school dance starts playing. Cupid's Shuffle, Macarena, you know it.

trees are so good, oxygen AND leaf, sometimes fruit even. there's nothing more you could want

Imagine:

Spinel watches Dora and fucking screams at the tv whenever Dora asks a question

I love it so much when people get inspired by Tumblr to make real stuff! It looks amazing!

TBH this reminds me heavily of what I've been working on for the last year. Mostly just the 4th-wall breaking and the aggressive representation.

But yeah this looks awesome! I'd love to see this become a reality!

A musical where the main character is trying to get everyone else to realize they’re on a stage, but they’re all caught up in some random conflict or something and the main character just doesn’t care because dammit we have bigger problems we’re f i c t i o n a l

A Halloween thing I forgot to post

It's my oc Adelaide as Kiki('s Delivery Service). I should've added more details but I also forgot lol

Screw it. I'm gonna rant now. I haven't done much research so if I'm wrong on any of this correct me.

This is why I hate the whole "I'm gonna wreck his car and ruin his life because he cheated on me" mindset. It isn't "badass" to respond to wandering eyes with ILLEGAL VIOLENCE.

In general, this "psycho girlfriend" trope isn't okay. It's not healthy to go through a guy's phone to see if he's cheating. It's not healthy to need to know where he is all the time. That just means you don't trust him, and what's the point of being in an untrustworthy relationship? But some people think it's "cute," and support it instead of actually providing help. And then shit like this happens. Families are ruined, parents and godparents and grandparents all mourn for sons and children lost to a "cute cliche."

The women who killed these men and children were obviously not in a good mindset. And I do admit I didn't look at every link, so I don't know if there was a legitimate reason, if it was insanity or mental illness, or if the women really was that cruel. But ugh I just. Saying "if you look at another women, I'll rip off your dick and feed it to the dog" is an extremely unhealthy trope that has lasted way too long. It's not good for either genders. I jst. DON'T HARRASS OR HURT PEOPLE JUST BECAUSE YOU GOT HUFFY.

This is toxic. This isn't an example of a badass independent woman. This is just as toxic as the reverse, and both need to stop being encouraged by society. If he cheats, just leave the guy. If you're paranoid, tell him. And if you don't believe him at all or if you're crush rejects you, then maybe you didn't belong with him in the first place. But don't be drastic. It really isn't cute.

Sorry I got upset, but it's important.

shocking

Reminder, if I ever unknowingly reblog from someone gross/don’t notice op but you do PLEASE let me know

I naively kinda assume like a herd immunity will keep posts like that off my dash so I’m not usually super vigilant when it comes to checking op, but sometimes that isn’t the case

So yeah, I will never be upset about being warned of that kind of thing, whether you wanna do anon or whatever I will appreciate the heads up!

Scientist: I made Kool-aid with my lab equipment.

Me: Pssh, that's easy. You just use the powder-

Scientist: it's homemade

Me: *sweats*