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why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

Screw it. I'm gonna rant now. I haven't done much research so if I'm wrong on any of this correct me.

This is why I hate the whole "I'm gonna wreck his car and ruin his life because he cheated on me" mindset. It isn't "badass" to respond to wandering eyes with ILLEGAL VIOLENCE.

In general, this "psycho girlfriend" trope isn't okay. It's not healthy to go through a guy's phone to see if he's cheating. It's not healthy to need to know where he is all the time. That just means you don't trust him, and what's the point of being in an untrustworthy relationship? But some people think it's "cute," and support it instead of actually providing help. And then shit like this happens. Families are ruined, parents and godparents and grandparents all mourn for sons and children lost to a "cute cliche."

The women who killed these men and children were obviously not in a good mindset. And I do admit I didn't look at every link, so I don't know if there was a legitimate reason, if it was insanity or mental illness, or if the women really was that cruel. But ugh I just. Saying "if you look at another women, I'll rip off your dick and feed it to the dog" is an extremely unhealthy trope that has lasted way too long. It's not good for either genders. I jst. DON'T HARRASS OR HURT PEOPLE JUST BECAUSE YOU GOT HUFFY.

This is toxic. This isn't an example of a badass independent woman. This is just as toxic as the reverse, and both need to stop being encouraged by society. If he cheats, just leave the guy. If you're paranoid, tell him. And if you don't believe him at all or if you're crush rejects you, then maybe you didn't belong with him in the first place. But don't be drastic. It really isn't cute.

Sorry I got upset, but it's important.

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"I remember you were a horrible singer."

“And I can’t believe you were actually a really good one. Seriously, what are the odds? Knife juggling was kind of overboard, though.”

“I don’t do things halfway.”

rb this with ur opinion on this shade of pink:

LET'S MAKE SOME MOTHERFUCKING MAPS

YOU NEED

A BIG SHEET OF PAPER & A PENCIL

SOME MOTHER FUCKING MACCARONI (MAKE SURE THEY’RE DRY BRO DON’T WANT NO STICKY-ICKY MAP)

AIGHT THAT SHIT DON’T LOOK LIKE NO COUNTRY I KNOW (EXCEPT MAYBE AUSTRALIA FUCK THEM THOUGH)

ORGANIZE YOUR MACCARONI! MAKE SOME FUCKING COASTLINES!

BETTER, BUT NOT FUCKING GOOD! WHATEVER, TRACE THE COASTLINE WITH YOUR PENCIL. BE SURE TO BE SLIGHTLY SQUIGGLY AND, OH, FUCK THOSE LITTLE ISLANDS YOU MADE THEY’RE NOT BIG ENOUGH TO BE WOBBLY ENOUGH SO YOU’RE BETTER OFF USING EITHER RICE (OR SIMILAR) OR JUST TRY TO MAKE SOME REALISTIC FUCKING ISLANDS (SPOILER: YOU WON’T)

GOOD ENOUGH I GUESS WHATEVER LOOK AT THAT VAGUE SORT OF ISLAND/COUNTRY/CONTINENT SHAPED PIECE OF SHIT. SEE THE ISLANDS? I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO DAWG.

NOW TAKE A SHARPIE AND MAKE EVEN SQUIGGLIER FUCKING LINES AS YOU FILL IN YOUR ISOUNINENT

LOOK AT THIS WONDERFUL PIECE OF SHIT IT TOOK ME LITERALLY TEN MINUTES TO MAKE TOPS AND NOW YOU JUST NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHERE TO PUT ALL YOUR DWARF-FUCKING ELVES AND LIZARD-PEOPLE WITH BOOBS

FUCKING GOOD JOB

If my dream job collapses and I need to start a new life I will gladly become a bee farmer

Until then, I think I might plant a garden. Idk I also love the fat clumsy babies

The bumblebee was officially added to the endangered species list.

 Please:

Go plant an organic flower native to wherever you are

Leave your “weeds” alone they probably aren’t hurting anything

Stop using/buying Roundup and all other insecticides, herbicides, pesticides. 

If you have a bee problem (which almost never happens) call a local beekeeper! They will remove them safely free of charge

Bumblebees usually nest underground and just wanna be left alone! They won’t hurt you. To prevent destroying their habit during hibernation, avoid mowing yards until April or May. If you do mow, raise the blades to the highest setting

Please save my fat clumsy fuzzy friends I love them and they’re very good pollinators.

I can't afford to lose my only good asset

Sorry but I'm gonna rant about school.

One of the things I hate about my high school is how the teachers treat classes. Not the teachers themselves, they're fine. It's just that the teachers treat their class like it's the only thing you do the entire day. Which makes sense, because it's what they do all day. Of course.

What I mean is that sometimes teachers will give you a bunch of homework, and if that class was the only thing you did, it'd be just fine. But when you have 7 or 8 classes that all give you homework-you-could-do-if-that-class-was-all-you-did, then it really starts getting troublesome and messing with your mental health. And then when you add after-school clubs that depend on you, your basically screwed. It's like yeah I could read an entire book and slowly annotate it, I just don't have the time.

And then when the teachers see that you aren't turning things in (cause they're not done because you're so busy you have to pick and choose), they think you're not trying. I have a couple teachers that tell me very often "you're just not trying hard enough, study more" and I'm like Dude I'm trying so hard it hurts you just can't see because I had to pick math over history and take another F.