I Need Ammunition, Not A Ride.

'bothering' is my new favorite understatement term for americas foreign policy

Reblog if I can spam you with boops

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"

suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base

Honestly, after the last four years of lunatical bullshit, it’s really, really hard to look back and understand just how improbable bordering on surreal the idea of “President-Elect Joe Biden” is

happy Thursday the 20th

You can only reblog this today.

"I hope I never have to vote in anger again"

My favorite part of concerts is when the band plays a song everyone knows so everyone’s singing along all out of tune but when the singer stops singing and they point the mic at the crowd and you just hear everyone in the crowd singing the lyrics to the music and you see the smiles on the band members faces because they know people care about their music and everyones just so happy who cares about anything else

somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me