You Know What, Fuck You *unkills Your Character*

Percy: The gods are talking about killing me again.

Nico: Seriously??

Percy: Yeah. But the jokes on them, that's what I want.

Thalia: *sprays spray bottle* Bad Percy!

Regulus: "One rule. You have only one. rule. and you break it. How."

Barty: "It was a difficult rule not to break in my opinion."

Evan: *nods in agreement*

Dorcas: "The rule was 'no murder'!"

sure, we all love rough rosekiller, but i need them soft, too

i need forehead and nose kisses

i need barty calling evan pretty and evan blushing so adorably that barty starts kissing all over his face

evan holding barty while he complains about his dad

giving each other looks™️

holding hands whenever they can. in the halls, at meals, during walks around the lake

on that note, always needing some sort of physical contact. shoulders pressed together with barty’s hand on evan’s knee. evan’s arm around barty’s shoulders and barty’s arm around evan’s waist.

demisexual evan x hypersexual barty but they’re both virgins because they’ve only ever had eyes for each other

the two of them talking about plans for after graduation. talking about kids and marriage and maybe opening a restaurant together

holding each other after nightmares

once again just the softest little kisses. barty crying about his mom’s death while evan presses little pecks to his ears and forehead and the top of his head and his jaw and his cheeks and his eyes

barty is left handed evan is right handed and they hold hands while they study

barty is really smart and he never gets much appreciation for it at home so evan throws him an entire surprise party when he gets all 12 owls

just. soft rosekiller being so so in love

Heartslabyul as Alice in Wonderland characters

I'm aware that them being the Queen of Hearts and card soldiers are more or less canon but this is just my fun little take on it!

Riddle - Queen of Hearts -Obviously?? It's canon

Trey - Mad Hatter -Another popular take -Notice how he's the only Heartslabyul member that wears a hat? At least from what I remember -He's definitely mad simply because he seems like the most sane in a place where no one is -Also he bakes for (and probably by default organizes) the tea parties, which is something the Mad Hatter literally does.

Cater - Caterpillar -Shocked I've never seen anyone say this -First of all the name is similar, CATER-pillar. Idk man I think that means something -Second, they're both the most chill characters in the show/game. -None are too relevant and aren't seen much, but they always have the details of what's happening around them.

Deuce - White Rabbit -I've always thought this, and that one event solidified it for me -Very fast paced, a bit all over the place and very panicky -Deuce is in the Track club. The White Rabbit literally spends the whole story running. -Dedicated to their jobs or given tasks -Looks up to their Queen, even though they don't really agree with them. (It's more of a fear thing)

Ace - Alice -Lowkey the reason I made this, though I think this is a well known take?? -Again, similarity in names -Spends first half of the book thinking "what the fuck?" which is pretty accurate -Very audacious, I mean bro went against the Queen and his morals within his first few meetings (literally Alice-coded guys) -Also spends the first book sort of following Deuce around (he was the one following Deuce I'm telling you). That's also another reason as to why Deuce is the White Rabbit btw.

I know a lot of people consider the MC as Alice but you see, Heartslabyul is not the only fairy tale we get pushed into. I see MC as a more narrator/reader role in all this. Emphasis on Reader role bc we literally get dreams of the stories and we're mostly watching it happen as it goes.

Ghost Hyacinthus*smiles*: I'd ask you out if I were alive.

Apollo*on the verge of tears*: I'd say okay.

Hyacinthus:*smiles sadly*

Hades*pats Apollo*: You have to let go Apollo.

Apollo:*breaks down in tears*

Percy: The gods are talking about killing me again.

Nico: Seriously??

Percy: Yeah. But the jokes on them, that's what I want.

Thalia: *sprays spray bottle* Bad Percy!

Who is the biggest hater in history?

Me when I'm in a mood

Do you know how hard I’m resisting not pressing boop 1000 times every time I see it by a random username on my dash