If You See This On Your Dashboard, Reblog This, NO MATTER WHAT And All Your Dreams And Wishes Will Come

If you roll a nat 20 on stealth, you also get the element of suprise.

it’s always why the fuck are you making a periodic table blanket and never how was the periodic cloak did you have fun wearing the periodic cloak

types of wizards :)

This. This is good.

“Welcome to Hell. The exit is over there, and you can leave whenever you want.”

[|87 it is to late

internet specimen? u there?

slutty gargoyle be upon ye

god told me to build a boat

meanwhile on Twitter

you could make the argument that it’s foolish that everyone in the world should know what the Odyssey is but if you’re from a western country that literally has Greek history stolen away in your museum then well, really a child left behind.

deadpool

The teen superhero accidentally just called the supervillain “Mom”.