Gods

(Edit: fixed a spelling mistake because a few of you had pointed it out)

My husband’s job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally he worried she might be a bit of an outcast but instead every man on the crew was like “huh guess I am a dad/older brother now.”

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

Rat that wields a human-sized sword.

­Archenemy- human who wields a rat-sized sword

Explode your dick,

And small your ass,

Get bent, loser,

PENIS BLAST!

Is everything in the Dungeon Delicious?

i really want to get a shrimp tattoo and i cannot get this one incredibly specific scenario out of my head

types of wizards :)

I'M CRYING WHY DID TRUMP TAG PAPYRUS