See I Told You I Fucking Told You

Humans are weird

Eating. Oh my godddd I hate eating! Having to stop and eat enough nutrients 3 times a day just so we can function. It's dumb! In the words of Captain Holt(Brooklyn 99) "if it were up to me I would just drink a grey smoothie that provides enough nutrients for the day."

I mean imagine how much more time we would have during the day if eating didn't slow us down! Also if we didn't need to eat then no one would have to struggle with an ED! It would be so much nicer, in my opinion.

Alien: So you're telling me.. You have to sit here for about 10 minutes, 3 times a day, just so you have enough energy to function as a human?

Human, with a mouth full of food: Yuppers man.

Alien: First of all, that's really gross. Second, that isn't very efficient. Why doesn't your body just naturally produce energy?

Human: -Shrugs-

When the tiny friend you just met is more anxious than you

detective work 🔍❓

Argos! He seems likes the type of person to be either really good at yoga or just naturally do that, like I feel like he'd randomly walk on his hands or you turn around for one second and he's sitting in the most weird position

I'm surprised I haven't drawn Argos or Mr Plant yet with how long I've been watching them

Humans are weird

Art, In any form. What if aliens don't have that creativity in them? Kinda like 'Mars need Moms' the aliens have a very bleak and sad world. So what if they see a human expressing their art, how would they react?

Alien: Human Kevin, what are the strange shapes and colours that you are making?

Kevin: oh it's just a doodle of what I'm feeling.

Alien, taking notes that humans make shapes when feeling their emotions: Interesting..

When you try to draw yourself but it ends up looking like that one British streamer everyone loves

fuck

batboys for a secret santa!! they get a new brother for christmas :]

The hero who lost it

Accidentally peaked after such a long artblock