I DREW FANART FOR CULT OF THE LAMB BECAUSE THAR FUCKING LAMB IS THE CUTEST THING IVE EVER SEEN I LOVE

Curse you tumblr for making me cry about this pathetic computer scientist

Stolen from reddit kjjjj

EVERY DAY I WAKE UP

YOU’RE SUCH A DICK!!!

Has this been done before

“FREEZE, SCUMBAGS! IT’S THE COPS!”

~ Detective Dick Gumshoe

i just had a dream that i was the adopted son of those fucking guys in hannibal and ive never watched any of the show but basically i was stuck in the back seat of the van because we were moving again because according to the one that looks eternally tired (will?) ‘apparently dad doesnt know when the proper time to kill someone is’ and i watched them bicker like divorced parents and I go ‘what the hell is it you guys do for work again’ and the car went dead silent before the cannibal guy goes ‘eat your subway flynn’

what is this show about. why did i dream this what does it mean. do I have to watch the show now. It is 5:45 am.

Phoenix von Karma, Prosecutor

IT IS TIME

Writing a Baldur’s Gate 3 Fanfic of the whole game with my Tav (Tavian) and his misadventures with the whole bg3 crew. Though it might seem like it in the first few chapters he will not be romantically involved with Astarion but they do become besties who look out for each other. It warms my heart as I’m writing it because they’re both helping each other out because they care, but they don’t *have* to be in love. They’re supportive and get really close and can read each other so well. He’ll be going through and exploring his childhood of losing his parents to a devil pact they made with a certain poetic devil. It’ll also just generally be a lot of fun I think because I’m having a lot of fun writing it and having the characters interact so freely. It won’t be centered on romance but the adventures and bonds these idiots grow together.

Anyway, is this basically an ad for my new fic? Yes. Let me know if you guys are actually interested in reading it i already have 2 1/2 chapters written and the first chapter comes out on AO3 on the 19th of this month :)

When I grow up I wanna be upper middle class.

Bill sketches because he’s easy and fun to draw