I Love Them So Much, My Dads

He's getting my fucked up broken ankle pain

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

Oh my fucking god

You’re an ancient Greek man coming home from 4 months of war to find your wife 3 months pregnant. Now you’ve embarked on a solemn quest: to punch Zeus in the face.

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

Need you guys to know I am soooo anti generative AI. In case that wasn't clear. It's bad for the environment, unethical, theft, and will never be as freaky as me. It is inferior in every way

ARTEMIS MY FAVORITE GODDESS I LOVE HER OMG OMG

Go, huntress, the stars will lead your way.

Stalking My Posts I See

Like The Chaos Any?

I love me a good greek mythology chaos

:)

Stalking My Posts I See

Like The Chaos Any?

I love me a good greek mythology chaos

Star-crossed lovers? Nah.

FOUND SIBLINGS? Yes. Yes, good shit. Good shit right there.

Find yourself someone who loves you as much as Diomedes loved Odysseus' thighs

I GOT 3, I'M GONNA SCREAM AND CRY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

How well do you see color?

I’m cry I scored 60, I feel blind