Echo: You have to apologize to Hunter
Crosshair: Fine.
Crosshair: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
Maggie: Sometimes we need to let go of the ones we love.
Crowley: If they come back, then it's meant to be.
Aziraphale/Nina both looking like they got ten min of sleep: I'm going to the store. I'll be back in ten minutes.
I can't stop laughing
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Crosshair, after his reunion with Hunter and Wrecker: How many kids do you have?
Hunter: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
People be like "ShARe YouR EmoTIonS" like, I'm sorry, my mom had me use No Tears Shampoo when I was younger.
Crosshair: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Hunter: ... Your what?
Crosshair: My friends.
Tech: Are they saying “friends”?
Echo: I think they're being sarcastic.
Wrecker: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Crosshair! All of your friends are in this room.
Crosshair: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends!
*The squad is having dinner together*
Tech: Hunter, can you pass the salt?
Hunter: *Throws Crosshair across the table*
Wrecker: Is there a word that's a mix between happy and sad?
Tech: Malcontent, disgruntled, miserable, desolate
Omega: Smad
Echo, texting Hunter: Hunter! Help I’m being kidnapped
Hunter: Where are you?
Echo: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Hunter: I’ll call Crosshair.
Crosshair, answering their cell: hello?
Hunter: Where’s Echo? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.
Crosshair: Echo? What do you mean, they're right next to me-
Crosshair: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*
Crosshair: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!
Y'all know when you're bored at 1 am and you go on AI writing and it calls Hob Gadling a hobgoblin and now you can't read The Sandman ever again