Goofy Ahh Bugs

Oh no I know that green

ab. 1775 Ensemble with matching shoes (American)

green Spitalfields damask, attributed to Anna Maria Garthwaite about 1743-1745

(Metropolitan Museum of Art)

I forgot to post this idiot here too 😭

Continuation of this post. (Starstay AU!)

Starscream’s job interview is going great! Don’t worry, I’m sure he’ll get the position.

grown men fight about how annoying it is there are more women in superhero movies now. 

im not unused to fights about superheroes. at school, i watch my girl students get into the opposite fight: who gets to be wonder woman. most of the marvel films were too violent for them to see, which leaves all of three names: supergirl and ivy. ivy isn’t even a superhero. she’s a villain that people fell in love with.

Every time they play, I am reminded again how many of my heroes are just the male hero’s name, but with “She” or “girl” tacked haphazardly onto someone else’s title. Whenever the boys join the game these children - meaning no harm, just saying the truth the way it opens up for them, as preschool children do - they remind the girls that Superman is stronger than Supergirl. The man is always stronger. this is backed by what they watch. i understand why they believe it.

Kids don’t read comics. These kids can’t read yet at all. I can’t tell them about squirrel girl or captain marvel (oh, oh, but didn’t Disney wait their sweet time to see if that would pay off - and her story is now just tacked on too, cleaning up a man’s mess). They won’t read that kind of stuff until middle school, maybe, if they’re told comics are an okay thing for girls to like. And by then they’ve lived a decade of their life. Fighting for scraps. For only one wonder woman.

“another female superhero?” groans a man on the internet. i see my 7 girls all scrambling for 3 names, and the boys each comfortable in their own batman/superman/spiderman/aquaman/ironman/hawkeye/antman/captian america. i see my 7 girls all deciding: let’s play my little pony instead. we can’t be heroes. girls don’t get to be.

they save equestria in their game. i tell them they’re my superheroes. one wraps herself around my body and looks up. “i hate all the girl heroes,” she says, “they’re stupid.” i remind her we don’t use stupid as a word at school. she looks at me, deadpan. “i don’t like them,” she repeats, “i only like wonder woman.”

i try my best. “there’s storm and batgirl,” i say. 

“yeah,” she says, “but there’s no movies about them.”

This, right here, is why I can’t ship Supermartian

This is the in Canon explanation for how they got back together

He’s blaming himself for her actions

This is not a healthy relationship

This is toxic af

This relationship worked well in Season One. Oh sure, it had its ups and downs, but it worked. This, right here? This is sending a clear message that if your significant other abuses you, it’s your duty to forgive them unconditionally followed by you apologizing to them because clearly, it was your fault all along

The fact that they created a specific situation (using Psimon, of all people, because that makes sense- it’s not like M’gann has been shown to be able to easily overpower him or anything) to create a situation like this where unconditionally forgiveness was FORCED, is sickening

You know something I’ve always found interesting about the movie Heathers is that despite it being a majority female cast and a movie explicitly about people being bad people by far the most deplorable actions that happen are done by the very few male characters in the show. Like of course the heathers are terrible people who deserve punishment for their actions but they are ultimately bully’s not criminals(though if it was up to me bullies would also serve at least a day) and out of the four main/side male characters three of which commit some kind assault( in JD’s case Assault’s)

It’s just wild to me that only JD’s father who’s used mostly for gags, the principal who we never see and heather chandlers ex Peter both of which have so few screen time that they are hardly even side character.

Just to be clear this is not to excuse the actions of any characters in Heathers they all suck that’s the point.

what if you were SOME GUY and the first time you meet a famous superhero is when he KILLS HIMSELF and then you get KIDNAPPED and told you have to ADOPT HIS IDENTITY and your new girlfriend HATES YOU and your new arch nemesis is GAY and tries to KILL YOU because you’re not his REAL BOYFRIEND who he ALSO WANTS TO KILL

I feel this must be shared with the world

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tg: chmonpka

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