She Remind Me Of That Girl From The Amanda Show

The greatest scene in all animated movie history.

AN ACCURATE 2013 HOROSCOPE  This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you’ll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning … and it only gets worse from there.  ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny… Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be ‘Right’. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward. TAURUS - The Tramp (April 20 to May 20)  Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self-centred and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not forward. GEMINI - The Twin (May 21 to June 20)  Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at confusing people. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosey. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.  CANCER - The Beauty (June 21 to July 22)  MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer’s love is one of a kind… Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative person, most are artists and insane, respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An ultimate freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most Cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a fighter, but will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to! 12 years of bad luck if you do not forward. LEO - The Lion (July 23 to August 22)  Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo’s problem becomes everyone’s problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward. VIRGO - The One that Waits (August 23 to September 22)  Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward. LIBRA - The Lame One (September 23 to October 22)  Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, funny and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with… you might end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward. SCORPIO - The Addict (October 23 to November 21)  EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humour. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad Luck if you do not forward. SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One (November 22 to December 21) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offence forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it, feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward. CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover (December 22 to January 19)  Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy, but when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs in sports, especially Gemini’s. Likes to cook but would rather go out To eat at good restaurants. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not forward. AQUARIUS - Does It in the Water (January 20 to February 18) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they’re not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not forward. PISCES - The Partner for Life (February 19 to March 20)  Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the centre of attention. Very organized. High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last word. Good to find, but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. VERY caring. They always try to do the right thing and sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and get hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of humour!!! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to others but needs to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

Mirage

REBLOG WITH THE LAST SONG OF CHRIS BROWN YOU LISTENED TO

tell somebody (kay)

Chapter 1: The Last Night

Jerome’s Point. Of. View

  Its our last night here, at home…then we start packing our things into a truck and living out of our suitcases tomorrow. I went into the livingroom and heard mom on the phone yelling.

Faith:  No, Kenny! That’s unacceptable. You said that my home would be ready on the 10th, and now your telling me that I have to wait until the 17th.

*She paused for 10 seconds*

Faith: So you tell me what I’m supposed to tell my children, do I say “Oh Kenny fucked up, so now we’re gonna stay in a hotel for 8 days.” Huh,Kenny??? What do I tell them???

I could clearly see how angry she was.

Me: Mom? You ok?

She looked like she wanted to cry when she looked at me.

Faith: Give me a second Jerome.

Me: Ok mom, no problem.

Faith: Listen Kenny, I work hard so that my kids can have the best and I expect that my house be completely ready for me on the 16th no later than that.

She hung up and looked at me with a smile, I love this woman so much.

Faith: Hey baby, what’s up?

Me: You ok mama?

Faith: Yea, but are you gonna be ok staying in a hotel for a week?

Me: Yea, no problem.

She kissed me on the cheek then got up and went to finish cooking dinner. I couldn’t say it to her, but the fact the we didn’t leave yet and we already had a problem was bugging me.I went to Relly’s room to see what he was doing, and I wasn’t surprised when I saw him playing with the cutest thing I’d ever seen.

Janaya: *Laughing* No, you can’t have your skittles back.

Jerrell: Oh yes I can, I’m gonna tickle you until you give them back.

She could hardly speak with how hard she was laughing.

Janaya: No no, I’m sorry I ate them Relly.

Me: Hey, why don’t you pick on someone your own size, huh, Jaaa-Rellllllll

Janaya was laughing so hard she kept gasping for air. I kneeled down to her and shook her hand.

Me: I’m here to save you

Janaya: Thank you Romey, your my hero. *She said as she kissed my cheek*

I grabbed a pillow off Rell’s bed and then the war started.

“Hey!” we heard a voice say.

Terrence: I just got home and this is what I see, a war…Well I Mr.President would like for it to end.

Relly and I both looked at each other then back at him, then began to beat him with the pillows.

Janaya: Hey! Be nice to my daddy…Hey! Be nice to my daddy!

We all just looked at her and began to laugh, Terry picked her Up and said “That’s my princess.” Then he looked to us and said “Ok warrior men, its time for everyone to get washed up for dinner before my wife gets mad at us all, and we don’t want that.”

I swear that guy loves my mom so much that he loves us too, he’s a great step father, and he’s always been there for us.

Jerrell’s Point. Of. View

    We just finished eating dinner, and hearing about the situation with the new house. I mean I guess its ok, the situation could be worst. Anyways, mom did her thing on this dinner. I hurried up so that I could go see Khloe (My soon to be ex girlfriend)

Me: Mom I’m done with the dishes, can I get the car keys now?

Faith: Drive the Lincoln, and remember curfew is when?

Me: 12:30

Faith: Ok, bye baby have fun… not too much fun.

I had to laugh, it was kinda funny my mom thought I was going to have sex.

Me: Ok mom.

I kissed her on the forehead and headed to get the keys. I had no idea Rome was going anywhere, but when I went upstairs to mom & Terry’s room Rome was in there getting money.

Me: Where you going?

Jerome: I don’t know Kev and them said they were gonna suprise us with something, but I told them you were gonna hang with Khlo since its our last night here before we start on our way tomorrow.

Me: Oh, iight… maybe I’ll call you and see whats up.

Jerome: Iight.

Terrence: Listen, Imma talk to your mom about these curfews, but be safe.

With that he put a box of condoms on the bed and told us to split it evenly. 3 for me & 3 for Rome.

Me: Jees Tee, do you really think that’s what we’re gonna do on our last night home.

He began to walking to bathroom and stopped at the door.

Terrence: I just want you guys to be safe.

Me & Rome: Ok.

Your-To own possessive; “Are we going back to your house”

You’re- You are- “You’re a beautiful person inside and out”

Its almost 2013 lets know the difference.

Dese hoes be actin up.

(via 2complicatedfanfic)

#Weak!!!!!!!!

Real shit though, I just wanted to write a story with people I noticed look some what a like. Then I opened my eyes and saw madddddd Chris Brown fanfics. This right here is my first and last.

No plans...

To start anymore Christopher stories. He is being played out in the fanfiction world. Smh.

But Lost Ones is still being revamped, it will also have a different name, and I still have my other story on hush. No more BROWN stories for me after I finish the ones I’m working on.

Lol, no problem. You didn't delete it, you answered privately.

Thank you i-write-stories for that message, I accidentally deleted it. But I’m doing better and I’m trying to type a few chapters today.

I'm crying! That dog needs life alert!

Lesbihonest...

Am I the only one that thinks that if they had sex with Chris, they would be demolished? 

He would be like

Then he would be like

Then he would lick his lips

Then would roll his hips like 

After that, it’s history

And you after its all over: 

Just me? K.