✨ I ☄️ AM 🤖 THE 🌳 WILLING ✋ VICTIM 🤕 OF 💔 A 💥 CANNIBAL 🥩 SHE 🎇 RIPS 🪡

✨ I ☄️ AM 🤖 THE 🌳 WILLING ✋ VICTIM 🤕 OF 💔 A 💥 CANNIBAL 🥩 SHE 🎇 RIPS 🪡 OUT 🫥 MY 😰 BONES 🩻 JUST ⚖️ LIKE 💖 I'M 😱 AN ☝️ ANIMAL 🙀 AND 🩹 RIGHT 👉 WHEN 🕒 I'M 🇪🇺 FEELING 🤒 LIKE ✨ MY 😵 BLOOD 🩸 IS 🌝 DRAINED 🛁 SHE 👹 CALLS 📞 IT 🎈 A 🎆 GAME 🎮 BUT 🎉 THE 🔪 WOUND 🦷 THAT 💀 SHE 💃 LEAVES 🌿 IS 🙅‍♀️ UNMISTAKABLE 💅

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