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"Cow as white milk, the cape as red as blood, the hair as yellow as corn, the slipper as pure as-"

ATTENTION NEW TUMBLR USERS: This website is different from twitter and there are actually four (4) things that every blog needs. Go to the woods and fetch the cow as white as milk, the cape as red as blood, the hair as yellow as corn, the slipper as pure as gold

the notes are broken 😂

My Birthday Gift This Year is Homelessness

My mum’s kicking me out of the house lmao, along with my fiancée and our cats. It’s a long story that I won’t give the details of publicly, but essentially if we don’t find a place ASAP we’re gonna be on the streets.

I’m disabled and cannot work, and my fiancée has been searching for work since she moved in with me last year. We are living on benefits and have been living in my mother’s house because it’s been hard to find a place that will take us (Two unemployed 20 year olds with cats).

We need help. Serious help. There is very little I can offer, but what I do have is some art skills. I’m willing to draw art for money. You can find my usual art prices in the pinned post of my account, but if you want more examples of my art and other commission options of varying prices, please check out my ToyHouse page.

https://toyhou.se/~forums/71.art-marketplace/365749.lambs-commissions-updated-240623

For anyone who is willing to help us out without gaining anything, I have several links that can be donated to.

https://www.paypal.me/systemreb00t

https://ko-fi.com/systemreb00t

I don’t know what our goal is. Most places around here expect a deposit that is usually one month worth of rent, plus an extra month on top. Rent around here ranges between £400 and £600 per month, depending on exact location. I just need help. Please.

If you can share this around anywhere that’d be amazing. If you need more information on what’s happening, just send me a DM, I’m comfortable with explaining in more depth, I just don’t want to clog up peoples feeds too much.

Anything helps. Even as little as $1 helps. I just want to be safe.

(Additional note: She planned to tell me this news on my birthday, which is tomorrow - June 25th. She would’ve ruined what was supposed to be a happy day for me. I only know now because she told my sister, and my sister cares about us.)

I know this is going to make me sound pretensions but I have to get it off my chest. I feel an unimaginable rage when someone posts a photo and is like “this picture looks like a renaissance painting lol” when the photo clearly has the lighting, colors and composition of a baroque or romantic painting. There are differences in these styles and those differences are important and labeling every “classical” looking painting as renaissance is annoying and upsetting to me. And anytime I come across one of those posts I have to put down my phone and go take a walk because they make me so mad

People underestimate how much it fucks you up to be subtly excluded as a kid. I would try to talk to my classmates and be met with disinterest or annoyance. The one friend I had, who I clung to and nodded along to his every word, had other friends he liked just as much or more. And his other friends didn’t care for me at all.

I look back at pictures from the time and see how separated I was from them. I remember knowing I was different. I remember posing questions about the world to the girls playing next to me and realizing that they had never asked the same ones to themselves. That the ways we thought couldn’t be more different.

I kept myself amused with my own fanatical stories and musings in my head. I would wander the playground on a circular path, imagining a friend and being sorely disappointed when it didn’t feel as real as I’d hoped.

There was a bubble separating me from everyone else, thin, and nearly invisible, but with a pearly sheen you could catch under the right conditions. I knew it was there, they knew it was there, and it changed me

i must be really bad at interpreting facial expressions, because when this meme took off, everyone seemed to interpret the woman's face as "horny" or "yearning"

but i only saw simmering rage

Reblog if, no matter the size of the role, you would agree to work with the Muppets if offered the chance to do so, no questions asked

You ever hyperfixate on a random show that has no fanfics about it? Like for fucks sake brain, at least pick a show where I can find some fanfics, damn