Thanks! I Love The Boots And Long Nails, I Hadn't Honest Thought Of Their Outfit Other That The Top,

wat??? like ive made one with 2 before, litterly just sunflower greens and some light dressing and it was good (said by someone who normally hates salad)

able-bodied neurotypicals be like “you can’t make a salad with just three ingredients you need more” like bro what kind of indigestible sensory nightmare salad are you making 🤨

people will claim to be filled with whimsy and joy for life but then hate musicals……. the vile tongue of man will never cease lying

Do you ever close the tumblr app because it is boring and you don't want to anymore, just to look at your phonescreen like oohhh tumblr I like that and open it and nothing changed :) yeahhh

Foxglove!

these two are sending me

tbh the best thing about being nd and missing social cues is that a lot of bullying attempts in high school fell really flat because i didnt realize they were trying to bully me

Theres a 50/50 chance on if ill set someome on fire upon touching me

Alright everyone, line up to get your biohazard stickers

Safe!

check your fate!

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googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much