I Was Wearing Some Like Ratty Pajama Pants And Hanging Out With My Brother (a 3 Year Old, This Is Important)

I was wearing some like ratty pajama pants and hanging out with my brother (a 3 year old, this is important) and the pants are a little short(because i’ve had them for like 4 years, and i love them) Mind you my dad wears shorts a lot. So the two of us are hanging out a little early in the morning and I haven’t shaved in a while (it’s cold out, i’m not wearing shorts why would I shave my legs?) and so my brother sees my legs and says “You have dad legs!” my three year old brother told me I have ‘dad legs

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