Yo Look At My Lawyer Bro Im Gonna Go To Jail

“Die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain” I say as I use the last of the toilet paper with no plans to replace it.

Grunkle Stan is WHAT

I don’t know where the original meme is even from but it GETS ME EVERY TIME

something genuinely insane about going somewhere and getting to feel “i had some of the worst years of my life here” and “i was loved here, once” simultaneously.

“I’m gonna be normal about consuming this piece of media”

*narrator voice* she was, in fact, not normal about consuming this piece of media

was infodumping about DEH to my parents at dinner last night when I realized this:

evan doesn’t change his shirt until 47 minutes into act 1. jared, however, has a full outfit change 5 times up until this point.

disregarding the basic logic outside the fourth wall, this means one of two things:

a.) evan wears the same outfit several days in a row, or

b.) jared goes into the bathroom at school and changes in the middle of the day for no reason

honestly no clue what I'm doing

her: you better not be a bug in a rug when i get there

my snug ass:

This is the first time I noticed Travis in the background, and he is lowkey enjoying the drama

Is this not how every scene between them went?