“hi Welcome To Mcdonalds What Can I Get For You?”

For some reason I was watching the legendary lost episode of Sherlock when John walked out of the screen and told me he was bisexual. He then transformed into a bat and flew away.

No Dogs Under Heaven

mr sandman was playing in this gas station and the cashier and i both sang “man me a sand” at the same fucking time without hesitation

Who came up with the headcanon that the wolf that helps Leon is actually Luis. I know it's an old headcanon so it's a long shot to find the original but I'd love to know

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

her: you better not be a bug in a rug when i get there

my snug ass:

Is this what undertale is?

Their dialogues when picking the wrong options are so silly I had to illustrate this one specifically

tonight i went to the bathroom at 3 am and looked up and saw two bugs on my wall having sex and i thought of you

thank you for thinking of me. here’s a poetic adaptation of how that might‘ve gone down:

i look and see a shock above,

but really there’s,

no danger.

i pee and watch the bugs make love,

and think of him:

a stranger.