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person: *takes 3 hours to reply*

me: lmfao ? ok i’m gonna take 4 hours to reply then bye i deserve better have a nice life

me 2 minutes and 54 seconds later:

You’ve been visited by the Money Bird. He only appears every 500 years.

Reblog the Money Bird in 10 seconds and you will be blessed with loads of sweet cash in your life!!!

May you always have enough for rent.

Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in your car to all the songs you used to listen to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good

me: man i sure am hungry but i dont know what to eat

brain: then just fucking eat nothing

me: understandable have a good day

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