@l0nesome-dreams Come Get Ur Man

“Testing fate again and got an F.”

“I do not have many guys in my house, they’re either twinks or two days old.”

(Walking down the hallway)

“—I know me and SpongeBob look alike because we’re both short and yellow, but—“

“MY THOUGHTS ARE GOING TO GO OUI OUI BAGUETTE FUCKING KILOMETER NANI.” — bilingual friend after realizing she accidentally went trilingual.

“Everyone is looking at me weird today because of my face.”

“Don’t worry, one out of three people get their wisdom teeth removed. Their time will come.”

“Ominous. I got my wisdom teeth removed, and with them, my braincells. I now only have amateur teeth.”

“Still smarter than 90% of people around you, though. If I follow your logic, they must be toothless.”

“Be the teeth in a room full of gums.”

[gets in with you]

[gets in my little clown car]

So tired I thought this was about Jake Sully 😂

It is December so lets get festive

“Get your teeth shaded, boy.”

“Trying to remember what the, uh, endoskeletons were called specifically from FNAF, but, uh, could only settle on ‘endoplasmic reticulum.’”

“Speaking of dreams, I fell asleep in the shower and dreamed of a peer reviewed article called “How To Make the World Wheelchair Accessible: Pixar’s Cars May Be the Answer.”