“Aint No Sound Gonna Pass Trough Those Bricks Older Than Biden's Mom.”

“Trying to remember what the, uh, endoskeletons were called specifically from FNAF, but, uh, could only settle on ‘endoplasmic reticulum.’”

“Ok, now that Darth Vader has been consumed, you can call me.”

“I am dead, actually decaying, his rizz game couldn’t outmatch her mentally ill game.”

“I do not have many guys in my house, they’re either twinks or two days old.”

Happy 3rst, yall 💅

September is cool and all, but who’s ready for OCTOBER THIRST?

10/10 I love this SMASHING the reblog button omg

Yeah

“Would sell my soul to be a flying magical baby sun child I’m telling you.”

(The Lab sink is clogged)

Student A - “There’s something in here.”

Teacher - “Well dont touch it!”

Student A - “Is it supposed to be clogged?”

Teacher - “I don’t know why yall ask me that. No?”

Student B - “You got swim goggles so I can see what’s in there?”

Teacher - “It what world would I have swim goggles!”

Student B - “Well, you carry a kid around wherever you go!”

(Pop Quiz. Not really. The teacher is pregnant.)

“I don’t think you get to call yourself a baby boomer if you’ve never blown up a baby,” — a very serious kid in my class.

[gets in with you]

[gets in my little clown car]