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YES YES i literally love her blog sm, it literally has everything im into when it comes to hp and more !!

I was bored out of my mind so I went on goodreads to find myself a book to read. Scrolling through some lists, I found myself here on - The Enemies to Lovers Trope list. I guess I really have a type huh

Exercise Fic Recs 20

I have done 20 (?!?!?) of these recs so far, holy moly!  I think what I’m going to start doing is after every 10 rec posts, I’ll do some specialty recs.  After I rec everything I read this week, I’ll rec some podcasts that I enjoy (I LOVE PODCASTS, OMG).

Kind Truths by Mawiiish  (Superbat, complete.  Clark is Bruce’s plus one to a gala and has to deal with his ~feelings~ about Bruce.  Featuring protective Clark.  Very soft, very cute fic <3)

(one more and then) I’ll say goodbye by immolationfox  (Bruharvy, complete.  A take on how Battinson and Harvey Dent get together in The Batman (2022) verse.)

Stranger than Fiction by foxy_mulder  (Batfam, complete.  Little Timmy writes self insert fanfic about the Batfam.  Shenanigans ensue.  SO FUNNY, GIVE IT A READ.)

Masking by BombusBombus  (Superbat, complete.  A reread for me.  A fic about neurodivergent Bruce and Clark, the masks they wear for their personas, and how they come to love the real people beneath them.  Featuring the best scene discussing relationship goals and expectations.)

borderline by TheResurrectionist  (Batfam, wip.  An update to the batfam hivemind fic.  I am in love with this whole fic and always do a happy dance when it updates.)

Patchwork Pod by Kikat9  (Superbat, wip.  MERMAID AU!!  Bruce is a mermaid with no pod and Clark is the fisherman that befriends him.)

Story of the Century by navaan  (Superbat, complete.  Lois and Jimmy catch Superman and Batman kissing and get photographic evidence of it!  What do they do now?!?)

Stay by navaan  (Superbat, complete.  Clark won’t stay the night and Bruce wants to figure out why.)

Homecoming by Sparkypants  (Batfam, complete.  A look at Jason and Bruce’s relationship throughout the years.  Angst, but with a happy ending!!)

And now for some podcasts!!

Behind the Bastards.  Everything you didn’t know about the worst people in history.  I love the host, Robert Evans.  He used to work at Cracked and has done reporting for Bellingcat. 

Qanon Anonymous.  A deep dive into the cult/conspiracy of Qanon and the other conspiracies that tie into it.  If you really like this podcast, they also have a patreon with some additional content and side podcasts.  One of the short, side podcasts that they are working on is called Manclan, which takes a closer look at online masculinity influencers.  That one is FACINATING to listen too.  And kinda sad.    

Lions Led By Donkeys.  A military history podcast that goes into the worst fuck ups done by militaries.  Be warned, some of the topics they get into can be pretty heavy, so look at the episode summaries for warnings before you listen to them.    

Welcome to Night Vale.  Different from the others I’ve recced, lol.  Incase you have never heard of WTNV on this hellsite, it’s a fictional podcast that takes place in the mysterious town of Night Vale, where all the conspiracy theories go to live.  Each episode is a radio broadcast, and your host is Cecil Palmer.  I also like to describe it as if NPR and The Twilight Zone got together and had a very queer baby.   

Whenever I get my latte and croissant, I also get a breakfast sandwich, but I never picture it.  UNTIL NOW.  It’s a veggie breakfast sandwich with an egg that always has a gooey yolk.  DELICIOUS.

They also had PRIDE DONUTS for Pride Month!  I had to get one for a snack after my walk:

A red-winged blackbird.  He lost his keys and can’t find them :(

Canadian goose!

Big stretch

The babies have entered their so ugly they’re cute stage:

Green heron.  I love how you can see their reflection:

Grackle with some nest building materials:

A robin!  They caught their breakfast:

Blue heron!

Close up:

THEY SPOTTED ME:

A robin again.  They were singing at me, so I had to take a picture:

It was rainy and cool today at the arboretum, which was nice because the past week was hot here.  Didn’t see as many birds, but the scenery was still lovely to look at.  I can’t get over how pretty the water lilies are at the arboretum:

A cool close up of a flower!  you can really see the raindrops on it:

Another close up of some flowers.  I really like the color and pattern on this one!

Waterfalls, my favorite :)

A neat iris with some raindrops:

On to the birds!  A Carolina Wren:

LOOK AT THIS COOL BUG:

Indigo Bunting:

Eastern Bluebird!  He’s so handsome:

Omg, I love this Cardinal’s face:

I love chickadees, they are so tiny and adorable:

Another waterfall (because I’m weeeeeeak):

There are two birds here!  The top one is an eastern bluebird, but I’m not sure what the one on the bottom would be.  Some kind of flycatcher?

An indigo bunting looking off into the distance:

Froggy!

There is a bird in this tree, can you see them?

Need a hint?  They’re right here:

It’s a ruby-throated hummingbird!  This is the third time I’ve found this guy here!  He must like to be tall, or something:

A chipping sparrow:

There are also some really neat koi (I think?) in the pond at the arboretum.  They’re so big!!

Pretty flowers again to finish this off:

Teehee, bee butt:

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“So did you hear the one where a smooth cat and a cute baker walked into a fandom…” Here’s the first out of the multiple ship rec lists–starting with fandom favorite: Marichat! (Disclaimer: Due to the nature of these ships, some of these are not solely marichat) (Disclaimer pt.II: These fics are not solely fluff fests, thought I hope they include enough fluff to satisfy your cravings!)  

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update 2/15/18: double je added to multichapter

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Sunlight, Firelight, Starlight by adjit   (7,508)

* Lucky strike by Inkkerfuffle

The Consequences of Midnight Makeouts by Faequeen40   (11,580)

Quiet Ice, Silent Nights by Thelastpilot   (38,748)

Wherever I Go by senpop   (26,050)

Confession Rehearsal by Zaphirite   (11,628)

Suffer for a Secret by DarknessChill   (24,944 )

+It’s Always Been You by Starlenia   (43,692)

Make Me Like You by PrincessKitty1   (11,490) || drabble collection

+Both of You by Maerynn   (125,895)

*+ Humor Me by vanguardinitiate  

Dripping with good looks by TheHuntersCave   (4,335)

chat noooo by imthepunchlord   (9,560)

To heal a broken heart by Totally_lucky   (61,103)

*The kitten, his princess and cookies by just_kiss_already_darlings   (59,242)

Until I lose count by Baneismydragon   (35,389)

Little Princess by imthepunchlord   (9,508)

* Boutique by TheJulyCentury

You Are My Mission by ML   (5,932)

Ne Me Quitte Pas by imatrisarahtops   (43,357)

Stray Chat by Pozolegirl   (59,463)

Finding Home by Ran    (34,962)

In Sickness and In Health by kali_asleep   (30,013)

*#BonAnniversairePrincess by Lady_Lombax

Marinette, the Teenage (Sassy) Witch by fufflepie   (24,541)

* Have Your Cake (And Eat It Too) by LooseScrewsLefty, takethembystorm

* Caged by Their_Destinys_Writer

+double je by darkavenue   (22,508)

Christmas Miracles by wanderinglilly    (3,861)

Oneshots

Astoria by oracleOutlook   (2,586)

It was an Accident by Their_Destinys_Writer   (3,366)

Where We Love by Baneismydragon   (4,571)

+ Five times Adrien resisted and that one time he couldn’t by HiddenEye   (4,272)

Five Steps by eLJay   (2,000)

+ Dance in the Dark by MisterDoctorProfessorPatrick    (5,710)

+ Had To Be You by mercy_angel_09    (5,449)  

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alright my little ghouls and ghosts, this is my official masterlist for kinktober! it’s my first one, and i’m very excited to share these stories with you. please note, that because i’m me, it’s possible these may end up changing but i’ll try my best to stick to the plan!

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1. bootriding + the winter soldier

2. mirror sex + boyfriendsdad!andy

3. overstimulation + bestfriendsbrother!loki

4. dubious consent + bryce

5. double penetration + sambucky

6. spitroasting + wandanat

7. cum play + fwb!joaquin

8. mommy kink + milf!nat

9. asphyxiation + bodyguard!sam

10. exhibitionism + ex!ransom

11. punishment + criminal!curtis

12. dacryphilia + pornstar!thor & pornstar!erik

13. breeding + mob!steve

14. mutual masturbation + college!valkyrie

15. pegging + beefy!bucky

16. cockwarming + biker!steve

17. somnophilia + king!sam

18. dumbification + roomates!stucky

19. knife kink + mr. freezy

20. voyuerism + neighbour!lee

21. brat taming + sub!wanda

22. biting + werewolf!bucky

23. degradation + serialkiller!ari

24. gangbang + cult!mcu men

25. period sex + vampire!charles

26. possessiveness + stalker!nat

27. chasing + alpha!sam

28. tentacles + venom

29. corruption + demon!steve

30. sacrifice + coven!mcu women

31. consensual non consent + ghostface

do you have any recs for enemies to lovers or something around those lines. because i loved hating game and paper princess mostly because of the relationships and i'm looking for more like those

hi, sorry this is late but hope u’ll find a new fave! :’)

the winner’s trilogy fantasy, a personal fave that i have reread a lot of times (especially the last book) with an a+ ending & amazing main characters

shatter me dystopian, i guess this one’s more popular and i personally felt like the first book is kind of slow but the others pick up the pace

daughter of smoke and bone fantasy, the mains are from two different races that are Supposed to be Enemies Forever!!!!1!!11! (yeah sure)

penryn at the end of days dystopian, there’s a literal angel & a girl who kicks more ass than i will in my entire life

falling kingdoms fantasy, there’s many povs but my favourite ones are the enemies to lovers couple [the last book is coming out next year so maybe wait a bit bc book 5 ends in the worst cliffhanger (no i have not been crying about it for almost a year)]

the wrath and the dawn fantasy, it’s a retelling of a thousand and one nights but it’s kinda insta love?? so the real enemies part ends at book 1… but i rlly liked the settings

i think uprooted has also this trope… i have it but still haven’t got to read it, lots of people love it i think but i can’t guarantee for it just yet (i think it has sex and it might be kinda dark…)

the iron fey series, i haven’t read them but astrid says they’re good though they have a love triangle 

the bone season dystopian london in the future where ghosts are real (it’s a confusing book but u’ll get into it after the chapters & the romance is well done) (tho it also have mixed reviews) ((also the romance got age gap))

a court of thorns and roses the true romance happens in book 2

kulti new adult book about soccer. main char has been looking up to a soccer player since forever & now got that soccer player as her soccer coach. the romance got an age gap

kiss the sky also a new adult book, and it is in a series but u can read this + the sequel (fuel the fire) without reading the other books. (tho if u read like all the books then u get to see their relationship blossom from “hate” to love) 

the duff enemies with benefit kinda. idk i really liked this one and it’s an easy read

bloodlines. 

all for the game kinda but not really enemies to lovers trope. the romance doesn’t happen until like the last book but holy shit it is worth it